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But so are Miami and Philadelphia https://www.google.com.br/search?q=dallas+cowboys+cheerleaders&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=nToRUsH4LaamygHpyIFA&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=672#bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&fp=150e32e0a77dd06e&hl=en&q=miami+dolphins+cheerleaders&sa=1&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

think of the logistics mate, Crystal Palace is just down the road, Dallas is on the other side of the Atlantic. The Crystals are proven in England so we won't be faced with a Shevchenko situation, will have lower wage demands and wouldn't be as expensive because people around the world have actually heard of the Dallas Cowboys Anyway, Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders > Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Im sorry choo choo, I'll try to get back on topic

Am I the only one who would like Roman to make a bid for the Crystal Palace cheerleaders...

Would like to see rotation and rest players for United on Monday- getting results in games like that are what wins you titles. Villa shouldn't be underestimated though, so we need to find a balance. Like choo choo said, Cahill must not start, he can't handle Benteke. Cech Azpilicueta Luiz Terry Cole Essien Ramires Schurrle Mata Oscar Lukaku

Brilliant first half performance. I don't know how, but Mourinho's presence just made Stamford Bridge such a lovely, happy place to be. It seems like the club seems 'happy' in a way as well, it didn't seem so formal like past seasons. Neil Barnett making comments about how he 'looked forward to announcing this manager much more than the last' , the piss take 'New dawn, new day' video of Jose training the players, fans inside the stadium during the warm up singing Jose's name. It just had a really positive vibe which helped the players. Not too worried about the second half performance. It would have been nice to have kicked on and maybe got another one or two but like Mourinho said, the players were tired after playing internationals midweek. It actually felt comfortable being 2-0 up and the other team attacking unlike under Benitez. Thought Oscar was absolutely superb today and was at the centre of everything good. Made intelligent runs, looked lively, pressed well, won the ball high up the field, tracked back. Couldn't have asked for anything more really. De Bruyne's passing was a bit wayward at times but its early days and he needs to learn about the players around him. It will come with time. There was some really exceptional one touch link up play with Oscar and Hazard though. The double pivot was fine. Did a solid job although we didn't see too much of their defensive qualities like we will do against Man U. All in all, very happy with the performance. Solid 3 points on the board, new signings plus Lukaku also looked good. Happy days

It's raining in landan taaaan make it go away, it can't rain on mourinho!

Palace fans are bollocks. Don't think because they made a mosaic they are any good. Selhurst park defines shit, I only like it because of the cheerleaders

Matchday programme has a message from abramovich inside today

Haven't been this excited about a home game since Wigan to win the league in 2009/10 HAPPY JOSE DAY EVERYONE!

Sloth smells beef

You could stop insulting them? I hate them but I don't see how anyone can have such an obsession with them to insult them on a daily basis.

This will be their 3rd season I think. Their last was from 2009-2011

PORRA SIM DEZ

you're a cheeky one choo choo, a cheeky one indeed...

If I had the time and the patience I would write at length everything that is wrong with that ridiculous statement

Oi Ryan get your Muppet Scottish friends to stop walking around London in kilts. They're everywhere!

Adopting Palace as my second team this year...

Would like to think that we will rotate the squad a bit with Villa on Wednesday, especially considering the players wont be at full fitness. Would probably be best to rest or bench players who have long international trips to make midweek as well Cech Ivanovic Cahill Terry Cole van Ginkel Mikel Moses Oscar Hazard Lukaku

Annoyed and upset at myself

We should have kept Turnbull... (Ross never, ever made mistakes)

Does he fuck?!? Piss off Barcelona, the arrogance surrounding that club is unbelievable. Daily fail now reporting that he will ask to leave after hearing of barca interest. Does this go as far as tapping up a player? Seriously fed up of barca and real's dirty tricks when it comes to buying players. It's disrespectful and unprofessional. They can fuck right off, absolute scum.

Brilliant! Camel-bollock's testimonial was a disaster. Might have to adopt Sevilla as my second team now. Absolutely quality

Do shut up Robson you stupid old twat http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2387871/Wayne-Rooney-latest-Bryan-Robson-says-Chelseas-25m-bid-insulting.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Hull City AFC to be renamed Hull City Tigers. How tacky and shit.

another 1AM kick off on a work night? Meh, I'll give this a miss thanks.