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I'd pick him ahead of Cesc for the next game, but there's the international break now so it's not that easy of a choice for any position for our next game. Still he can offer more in defense at least and isn't bad at going forward.

No worries heads will roll after loss at home to those shitheads. First responsible is Ivanovic as a captain. Oh yeah I forgot to say, Kenedy js epic!

T'was a cheeky joke [emoji11]

Alright I'm expecting us to post we've signed him now

I demand the elastico gif!

Shit gotta go and find some more goats! Roses are red Kenedy is blue He rocked a bit Our defense is shit

As n10? Because they don't have a n10 so he's filling in or they plan to play him there more often?

Maybe we we could go for Jagielka? English and proven [emoji11] [emoji11]

Hey Oscar dude, get your ass off the Internet and go train more so you can return to full fitness as soon as possible!

Thank you football gods, it seems you enjoyed my goat because he made the bench! I'm preparing a new goat now to try and get him to be subbed on!

I think Iva and Costa would be outsmarted by others after pissing them off

He should take Brazilian nationality and change his name to Pedrinho, he'd get way more recognition in football [emoji1]

A very interesting question for PL is are teams actually average and as a result we have this unpredictability or are all teams that strong which is the other reason for unpredictability? (lack of) English results in Europe seems to give strength to the first scenario mentioned. I guess we will see this season.

Especially considering Bertrand was English and played a fucking CL final... Duh I can understand the club struggling to produce a first team player with world class quality but backup is something I'd like to see at least.

Chelsea to announce his signing after Palace game like with Rahman? Jokes aside, recent silence does explain the lack of news though, no need for it until we finish our game.

Oh for fucks sake not the doctor scandal again... If we earned a dollar every time someone mentions chelsea and doctor/carneiro in one sentence we'd buy Pogba easily.

I know but I can't get over the fact that we've sold Bertrand and Van Aanholt, we are keeping Ake at the bench and now we're signing some Chinese bloke from Chinese league.

If he failed as a footballer I think he could succeed at writing love poetry. He just has this great aura about him that speaks about his love for every person in the word. Martinez is balls, We love Stones Lukaku plays bass Martinez is ass Roses are red, Violets are blue, Roberto I'll stomp your leg too I love trains. - El Diego Cupido

For the exact same reason you want us to be linked with him, he's a cracking young player playing for a top team who has absolutely no plans or needs on selling him. I hate the little fucker though, I think Eden still can't take a proper shit after those PSG games because of his dirty tackles.

I was thinking it WWE Battle Royal. I think Mikel would survive even an atomic bomb considering how long he's been here and how limited of a player he is. Some dumb battle royal? Ffourse

I don't think he will do well in PL. I think he will ROCK the PL and we will suffer quite a bit for it... Fucking Bayern should've signed him.

“John is in a good situation at a good club which believes in him,” said Lukaku. “He is playing and is learning from Phil Jagielka. He’s been here two years now but this is the year where he really needs to confirm he is the top player he can be. This club has massive potential, with the players we have and ambitious manager. He is in a good place. He’s in a good situation. He needs to keep on doing what he’s doing. He has the Euros coming up, so why go? But let's not forget (February 2015): 'They know I'm a good player but that I want to develop so I can eventually get back to playing for a club like Chelsea. 'I don't have a secret ambition to rejoin — there are other clubs in the world. I just want to grow as a player and eventually arrive at a top club again.' Hypocrite like his manager.

Yeah you have a point, but I'd still expect a jab. We'll see. Never liked Martinez in the first place when he was Wigan. Always complaining about everything, and always making games boring and/or difficult. Wanker

There! Finally done sacrificing the fucking goat to appease the gods and increase the chances of Kenedy making the bench against Palace. Come on!

Loan him to Everton?