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My jokes aside Papi Papi, we have a good history of getting quality defenders for cheap so let's see how it goes. Baba passes to Mammy, Mammy gives it back to Mama, Mama back to Baba, Baba to Rami, Rami with brilliant technique (lol) sends it to Papy, Papy goes, Papy sends a cross and Remy scores. Seems legit [emoji38]

Chill he's a long term target... Keep calm and... Omfg WTF the end is near, we're signing Djilobisjejfhy guy when our defense is in turmoil! Nope still can't panic. Keep calm and Papi papi, papi chulo!

Fans just love calling for manager sacks [emoji11]

It could be. Also he may have been grown frustrated with the club and new contract which wouldn't be fair towards the club because the policy has been utilized for all of our players.

While yes, I am a baldish big arse Serbian myself, and yes I like Ivanovic a lot, I have always been objective regarding him and his performances. And agree with most of you that he had been one of the major reasons for our results and all that stuff, but it's shocking to me how fast he had gone from hero to zero with the fans. Stuff I've read here has been shocking to say at least. His performances have started dropping not last season, but season before that. He was decent than but it was already being very average rather than good. Last season, decent first half, awful second half. Has Jose fucked up with constantly playing him? Oh yes a lot. Nothing of the above mentioned is even debatable anymore. Hopefully Rahman will do well and we'll revert back to actual natural full backs finally.

Yes sign him so I can sing: Papi papi, papi chulo! Come on everyone let's go! Papi papi papi chulo papi papi papi chulo

Maybe we've turned his head? Juve should've protected him... [emoji11]

Damn I love this place, yeah there is shit going on when we lose but you know the place is special when fake titts (which I absolutely enjoy for the record) are deleted yet Bob The Builder is on topic for Pogba thread. Love you all!

If the club wasn't able to find a suitable CM and CB then I have no idea what our scouts are doing. If Jose felt we can defend our PL title and win CL with the current squad that then I have no idea what he was thinking. Pedrinho was a good hijack, but only after we failed in the PL. We should've signed him at the beginning of transfer window...

What are we missing can be put into one word - balls. Everybody so afraid of losing, beating a man, making mistake blablabla... Grow them back and try again! That's how I do it at least.

We should sign him definitely. He would at least make a connection to Hazard and give us a new midfield option. Go for him Chelsea!

Chelsea is like that guy at the party that's just about to end who is desperate for a girl but all girls were taken by others who actually had cojones to approach them and bring. Our guy was one of the guys who had the smallest chance of being rejected by the girls, but he was to afraid to risk it. Good guys finish last I guess...

Chinese dude Lingpenpang or something. He is so good we decided to give up on Stones (despite the popular belief Everton are shitty cunts ) and sign the best defender in the Chinese league!

He's Barca/Real bound next or next next season. I'd like us to sign him 'course but I can't see it.

My source tells me this frustrates you a lot. He also heard from a guy on Twitter that this had something to do with your childhood.

Maybe they didn't get along? I don't see the reason to judge Falcao comparing to last season and expect him to fail because of it. Why not judge him after he gets a few more games? I'm am aware he had an awful season with Manu, but he should be given a chance by some fans rather then getting slayed over 10-15mins he sometimes gets, that's not fair to him. When given chance by Jose, he has looked sharp and very motivated. His goal from yesterday was brilliant.

I think Van Gaal has a history with having clashes with his players, no?

Ffs I can't remember us signing a player who got so much negative energy as much as Falcao does. I guess some people haven't faced their feelings and cleared some questions in their head after Torres.

Naah probably media trying to use the desperate attribute that is attached to us now to create a story. Don't believe it.

I don't expect to see him much more as a starter when Oscar returns and Jose starts pushing Cesc as n10. He was awful against Palace and his real role in our squad is a backup winger, not a starter. If Jose likes his work rate so much he should buy a box to box midfielder...

Still stand by your vote? [emoji9]

I like this dude so much it's crazy. One of my most favorite signings ever. Can't explain it, but he has something special in him which you've already seen against Palace. Hopefully Jose gives him lots of chances this season because I know he will use them well. And the balls to pull elastico when making a home debut and team is losing. Teh balls!

He's impressing Jose!

He stopped running at defenders almost completely. Like he's afraid of dribbling. Dafuq!? Please come back Eden!

He wasn't actually that bad when it came to going forward, but dear Lord he's been absolutely awful defending today. We will get destroyed against Everton if he's not shielded.