Unionjack

Man of few words or does he just have a limited vocabulary? Might get a bit off topic at times but you can only take so much Mou slagging before your head explodes.

haha I wont tell you how I got on at the hospital but just think of ummm the best way for the nurse to put your stitches in!! Hint. Cold hands dont help! But they had gotten used to seeing me at my local A&E so they were all taking the piss..

The old boy gave Barca a good going away prezzy. Manure have got a good buy.

You moaning git. I had 10 in my dick once! (Sitting on the bog in my local on one of those wooden seats - stood up and there was a split in the seat or summet. It cut right down the top of it. Bled like a tap. Wouldn't have minded but just bought a new pair of trainers and they were ruined! Advise anyone to do it tho. Might not look very pretty but now have a built on tickler! )

Some countries dont issue vises to people with a police record. They think they have enough of their own so why bring in more haha.

We need a proper hardcore ultra group. Go on training exercises, have a proper leadership, wear a uniform. Oh wait, Thats been done! Id have loved to have been in the Shed in the days of Danny Eccles. Not feeling the boots n braces but a nice Suedehead look is cool.

So seems like Stoke finally got Xherdan Shaqiri http://www.101greatgoals.com/top-stories/social-media-goes-into-overdrive-as-stoke-city-complete-the-signing-of-xherdan-shaqiri-from-inter-milan-best-tweets/

I think its also got far too PC now at the footy. Its become a washed out,boring,sanitized version of even how it was when I started watching us and I know its far different than the 70s/80s. If people want to sit in comfort not being jostled or listening to some of us having a sing song without turning their noses up then they should watch it in the comfort of their own home. All of that adds to my pleasure. Theres nothing much better to be in a bunch of guys sharing the craic. I know there had to be some changes made at grounds but like always its all just gone too far.

Id do it!!!!!!! Its my fantasy to have Happy/Varane/Pogba together. Id be in ecstasy!!!!

We should stop fucking about and give them the £34 mill or we are going to be left high and dry. Right now there is a shortage EVERYWHERE for GOOD defenders with quite a few top clubs needing various positions filled. Its definitely a sellers market right now. At the mo we got manure desperate as we are looking for a good CB. With Everton looking more and more like they are resigned to losing Stones theyve seemingly got Johnny Evans for £18 mill so unless manure do a part ex for him which seems logical we need to get this sorted quick smart.

Love seeing manure get some stick http://www.footballfancast.com/premier-league/manchester-united/bad-person-will-destroy-you-man-united-target-warned-off-move

I see him as their future Captain too. Only way I seriously see us getting him is to either offer that sort of money or he gets pissed off warming the bench and we can snag him if he asks for a leave. Id still happily donate my left dangley to get him tho.

http://www.squawka.com/news/reports-roma-boss-rudi-garcia-wants-chelseas-kurt-zouma-on-loan/437708 If we did that I would lose a hellovalot of respect for the club. Id put Stones in straight away over Cahill and start playing Happy gradually over the year for JT to takeover MOR THAN LIKELY next season. If not then we have totally lost an amazing young CB because he will fuck off somehere that plays him. And I wouldn't blame him one bit. Specially when he should already have been playing. YES!!

Makes me love us even more! Fuck em all!

MOST of us realize we have a big problem with our right backside. Not only Bane but Cahill too. ANY team with sense target that area and for some god knows why reason Mou continues to put blind faith in both of them. And if any of us think that getting another LB (to finally put Dave where he belongs) will shift Bane then youre delusional guys. IF we had special teams like US football we could bring on for set pieces n shit then I'd ay great keep the lad cause thats what hes good at but I'm sorry to say I would swap him just lately in a gnats heartbeat.

Look, it seems to me that theres some sort of a problem behind the scene. Whatever it is tho is confusing. IF its a money issue and we are saving for new stadium then we wouldn't be going to offer £34mill for Stones WOULD WE? IF its some sort of power struggle similar to Mou Mk1 then I would have thought all that crap would have been sorted pre new contract (which was more than likely signed before he went on his hols) Its more likely that all deals now have to go thru Emenalo and Granovskaia. Mou probably makes a list and they have a meeting, they say they will look whats available, they tell Mou and they decide on who to get. Maybe theres been some crossed wires or feet dragging? We just dont know. The main thing I just dont understand is how Mou cant see the problems we have and the blind faith he puts in some players. Yet theres times when he can show no sentimentality and say it was a good thing Lamps leaving as he was too big and was holding some good players back. He has contradicted himself a few times just lately what with sending players on loan that he said would be criminal if they did go, so WHY cant he go back on other decisions he makes? Hes doing what Wenger did when we all slagged him off for it. I dont have a Scooby WTF is going on but I do know I would rather have Mou with us than the majority of the wannabes out there.

The flat we lived in was in a hotel owned by a guy that owned a couple of brothels. These girls werent your £2 ones under Brixton rail bridge but well travelled educated pretty girls alot making money for University. It was a normal thing to have them roaming around the flat at all times of day/night in various states of undress. Its like being on a nudist beach, you just dont notice after the 1st 1/2 hour of laying on your front.

You disgusting pervert! If theres any spanking to happen it will be with lack of clothes and using a feather duster, a bottle of Amyl Mitrate, a tub of Vaseline and a gimp mask. Filming it would just be sick! As for Mou I can see why he got pissed off with the Doc. She took our most creative player at a time it wasn't necessary and he was needed on the pitch. She deserves the spanking I offered

I'm sure all the doors in the world would be open to you my young friend. Visit as many as you can. I think travel is the best teacher in the world.

Refused Visas

Ive been most places in Europe and TBH its pretty similar all over. Yeah the food,museums,accents,beer is a bit different but I suppose familiarity breeds contempt. And the grass is always greener etc etc But give me Tailand/India any day. Next year we are going to Cambodia somewhere Ive wanted to go for awhile. Id love it goto the Top End in Oz but I cant get in

hahaha Started off a bit wonky but it makes us what we are today so I'm happy with that.

Been to Holland alot. Mainly Dam. 1st time I went at 17 with my GF and sold dope in a coffeeshop for 6 months. Lived on rollmops/chips with mayo/poffertjes and bitterballen (all great for the munchies) Ive worked with the same guys over the years and carrried on to help in their grow rooms. Love the place. They have a great party scene anything from Afro to Trance/House/ Drum n Bass/Hip Hop to Punk/trash metal. Plus with the Dutch being more open minded than us Brits theyre very Om Shanti.