Unionjack

Been kicked out of better places

I'd call it a press stud. I call amyl nitrate poppers

No bruv - tho I have been thrown out of the ground before It was WAGNH I got banned from

He aint going nowhere then.

What do we think Thomas Muller would be like with us? Hes a great all round attacking midfielder, a great age for us and it seems hes had enough and wants out. Seems Utds already sniffing around.

They have some great articles written by a couple of very good guys and theres alot of good active members on there. And until April when we went to the Gooners I used to go there often. But the Gooners blog site on SB Nation did an interview (I think it was with David Pasztor) And there was alot of healthy banter going back n forth. But apparently I must have gone over the top by posting this. Which I thought was very mild and Id never INTENTIONALLY troll a place and if I was to it bloody well woldnt be using my real IP or username ffs! Theres alot of people online who have very big egos and they like them being stroked at every opportunity. I hope we do get him. I cant see us getting a better 2nd keeper really so we shouldn't umm and arhh about it. I'm surprised Utd dont get Ospina. Id say we get him but I really do want him to fight for his place and make Petr sit on the bench. Oh what jolly fun that would be. I was going to write that we got Szczęsny but I started laughing so much I couldn't see the keyboard.

Bruv believe me Ive got a SOH. I have been known to be a sarcastic git at times and I got the character to take the piss out of myself. But the problem we got online is that humor just doesnt translate into the written word sometimes specially when some of us dont speak English as a 1st language so it can get really bloody hard to tell the difference between a joke or someone taking the piss. And another problem is that some people tend to act like Billy Big Bollox because they ARE sitting behind a PC. And we all know how us lads can take the wrong meaning to summet said really fast. Me I couldnt give a toss what anyone says to me on here - as long as its not the 'C' word that tends to get thrown around a tad too much for my liking. But hey, I dont make the rules.

If we could manage the team through the forum in the form of a bloody great big poll then I would choose to TRY our hardest to upgrade 4 of the lads. Bane/Cahill/Willian/Oscar. Im not saying any of those 4 are crap because ON THEIR DAY each are great and Id happily keep them if possible. But no I dont think they are the best at what they do. And I know we arent a team that every day named players want to progress to but we are getting there so why shouldn't we be at least trying to tempt them here. Try to get the very best possible. Whats wrong with trying? If it means we have to pay a bit over the top then I think its something we should do. As for bringing in the lads well I certainly wouldn't make any of them starters any time soon but Mou knows that already. Slow n steady with maybe 10 mins here n there, getting used to the atmosphere, what its like to sit on the bench. Just because theyve gone thru the academy doesnt make them right for the 1st team. Not all of us are going to agree with ANY player we have no matter who it is

Yes we are CHELSEA and dont go giving me no BS about being addicted to big name signings as Ive been around us long enough to know who we are thank you muchly. But to say we have probably the best defense in the world then I'd upgrade 2 of them if I could and that would definitely strengthen our side. Theres no way we will progress or make any impression in Europe if we dont upgrade the 1st team and if you're happy with that then no mate you dont have any ambition.

No ambition for us you have. Sounds just like Oscar.

Ive not read anything saying that we definitely ARE OR ARE NOT interested in the lad. Not even seen any 'links' about him for awhile.

If we could use Oscar/Willian like 1 player like Oscar 1st part of year and Willian in latter part I'd be cool with that. Or Id even be happy to keep him as a good alternative if we got a proper number 10. But IF Mous determined to sell him then I dont think we should start lower than £35mill OR IFFFF we could use him in part ex to the much wanted Juve for the Pog or Vidal then Id lead a naked congo round the MH, (As long as its nice n warm out for no shrinkage and only if I dont have to donate my left dangley in the bringing of a certain Varane)

We have almost been 'linked' with Isco as much as Pogba and Varane the last 2 transfer seasons so I guess its Mous liking him that keeps it alive. But hes grown to be like a Spanish treasure and I cant see the lad leaving RM in the near future unless he asks for it or we try pushing over £30mill.

IF he comes, no matter how much he costs us, he would get a fuckin good cheer from my little area of MH.

Well Im hoping that him coming will ignite a fire between both him and Costa, From all the old reports Ive gone thru they get on really well together. When Costa was running the channels either side of the penalty box poacher he gave Falcao alot of the asisrs of his 34 goals in 12/13 season and Falcao doing same for Costa. Thats a reason Turan would have been good for us. Them and Filipe were all good mates and MAYBE he might just bring the best out of Cuadrado.

Thought he was off to the dippers

Dont really care what the kit looks like TBH. Looks a bit cheap maybe. Few tucks and pulls around the collar. Probably just come out of the bag or summet. Got quite a few old signed ones from 60s/70s.

Well I was just talking about Aranguiz with my 1 goooner mate who said he would love to have him with them. But after watching him the last couple weeks I like him alot. Hes got a good awareness of everyone on the field (like Cescy), hes fit as a butchers dog and never stops running match that with being good defensive wise, he sees moves,plays and a good passer. Hes also a really good age for us. I cant see any bad reasons against him. Seems like a Mou kinda player. @JaKstone, I dont care what you say about players either the ones we have now or ones we are all putting our different opinions on here about. Believe me I would upgrade in a heartbeat 3 of our 1st team lads but not because I hate them. Its because I love Chelsea and want to see us at the best we could be. Its always an ongoing process.

Somebodys going to buy them tho why shouldnt we give it a go? I'm fed up of us supposedly setting our sights so low.

Anyone else see Bamford coming in for Remy?

Sure he means Turan bruv. We all have our own very different views on players. theres very rarely we have 1 that we all agree on eh I just bloody hope we dont go into next season as we are now or we will bekissing our good work bye, IMHO anyway. Im worried we are going to bring kids in and Bamfordino as HG losing Remy. Salah back

Well nice to see we have made the presentation to Wembley for a 3 year deal at £11mill a year. Im sure we would get it over Spuds plan for a 1 year rental. I am upset about us not trying to push for at least the 2 ends safe standing and not as many sets for REAL fans over corporate. The money rules again. At least I'm doing my best at trying to keep the average age for season ticket holders down. 28 years for the good and I'm not stinking rich.

If the lad had been just 1 or 2 years younger it would have been daft not to have tried for him he might just be the glue to bond Costa/Falcao together. But its looking like Mous not going to be much involved this summer and that really disappoints me.

Yeah right lets do that. Rest of Europe will still be laughing this time next season. That is unless Mou told Roman that he was going to fuck the team up for a couple of years experimenting and take a look then to see WTF went wrong.

Might be handy to have an option for Eden. But we will probably offer £2mill less than the asking price and he will bugger off elsewhere. Just get fed up of us trying to lowball and pennypinch.