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Maybe once but I dont think I've given him 7/10 more than a couple of times last season. To me hes looking a shadow of himself. He looks thin/weak/grey with hollow cheeks. He looks like Shurrle on a bad day. Seems like the medias picked up on my thoughts of a part ex with Johnny Evans and cash. Theyre reading the site for ideas guys!!!

Excellent Thats a really good festival too. The Dutch know how to throw a party.

Fuckin rags http://weaintgotnohistory.sbnation.com/2015/8/13/9145809/chelsea-manchester-united-john-stones-transfer-rumour

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When we was all doing the Bony or Remy debate I was firmly on the Bony side. I thought he was much better and the hole in heart business worried me but I'm so glad to say I was wrong. Last year he did as much as we could ask from him tho I dont think RM is a good spot for him. I would be interested to see him have a few games run as 1st striker but would still have a healthy Beast on form than anyone. Bony is a similar Remy at 3 times the price and more of the hype. I know who I would rather have,

Excited maybe not the word I use but happy that we are actually buying players we badly need might be more apt. Lets hope its the start we have been waiting for. Specially with it looking like Rami is off and maybe Moses.

He probably knows as much about our transfer business as my barber.

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Evans is going to Everton tho I thought £18 mill. I just dont understand why manure wouldn't just do it in part ex. But it does look like they got Otamendi for £35mill

I see the Pikeys are after Moses then http://westhamworld.co.uk/west-ham-close-to-signing-chelsea-star-not-remy/

Its really soul destroying knowing we have problems and seeing all the players that could have helped us all go to different teams to strengthen them against us. I really hope Mou is as pissed off as I am.

All the signs are hes going to manure but the odds have gone down from 50-1 to 4-1 hes going to Citeh.

Instead of all this palaver I dont know why we aren't on her case about not sorting out Costas dodgy leg. Now thats summet to get worked up about not this overblown rubbish.

Wouldn't call 3 on average per year MANY Kev but I get your point. I would think the regular surfers know what the craic is and anyone who lives near the sea but its the ones coming from overseas that dont want their little Johnny to get gobbled up might think twice about it. Youve got amazing angling over in Oz and NZ and I would love to fish your waters.

Thats an amazing shark. One fish that Id like to catch. I go fishing alot for all sorts of fish. Went to Namibia for 2 weeks fishing last year. Theyre only 200/300lb so theyre nothing compared to that bugga. It cant do alot for their tourist industry eh?

Its PROBABLY because he IS frustrated about lack of signings and that the club haven't brought in the players we need that he did comment on a small bit part of the squad. When a player doesnt do summet right he gets a mention so just because shes a woman that makes her special? We should have more loyalty in our manager than a quack who are 10 a penny. Mou is in no way perfect and I throw myself around my chair at some stunts he pulls and he gets me laughing like fuck alot of the time too. But I know I'd rather have him than 99% of any other managers. Anyone with any sense must see theres summet going on behind the scenes but 1. He wouldn't have been given a new contract if Roman wasn't happy. 2. Mou wouln't have taken it if he wasn't happy. The reason why theres moaning/whining/bitchin online is that NOBODY outside of the people that matter have any idea just what the problem is. So everyone just puts forward their own opinions and we all have them. We have started the season slow. I'd rather that to be very honest than have all the added pressure of trying to have a perfect season and 'Will we win 4 cups'. I'd rather us start slow and build up as the season goes on. Much less crap from the media and you dont get fans wanting to commit Hara-Kiri when we lose 1 game.

What you should do mate is turn this into a moaning thread. We need another one. If people dont like summet they should operate their right not to comment. Theres no rule in place that says people have to comment on every thread.

First time I've commented on the whole Eva crap but thats what it is. Shes part of a structure that when she made the FB post she knew exactly what she was doing. She was trying to make Mou look small and if it was a player or the £2 a BJ crack whore under Brixton rail bridge then nobody would be giving a fuck. But because there must be amongst us guys that cant get a date and use her picture in a full Chelsea kit to help their imaginations that would prefer to keep her than the best manager in the world they create summet out of nowt. Im more angry that presumably her didn't have Costa straight onto the operating table after Palace. Instead we got another season hoping a magic sponge and sticky tape will keep his hammy together. Just maybe you should be more concerned about that.

He gave Barca a nice leaving present. I hope hes not another manure player we will regret.

When the lunatics take over the asylum its either time to go out fighting or jump in and join em! I got one foot in both camps right now and its a toss up. But I aint a quitter and I dont mind a scrap. I reckon I'll stay around awhile even without Reus.