The English Football Thread

[Johnnyeye 7,415]

Just now, Vesper said:

I am REALLY worried about our future. Far more than the shit season after titles under Mou and Conte.

We have HUGE weakpoints and no plan to fix them, plus massive contract issues, the 2 year  transfer ban looming and our owner the target of a worldwide anti-Putin campaign

and add to that the club's image tainted by racism charges

[Johnnyeye 7,415]

Just now, Vesper said:

I like big pink dildoes

😂🤣🔝🔥

[Laylabelle 9,300]

And they've scored 6

[Fulham Broadway 16,407]

Just now, Vesper said:

I like big pink dildoes

At least they're useful-  Pickford on the other hand...

[Vesper 27,338]

Just now, Fulham Broadway said:

At least they're useful-  Pickford on the other hand...

he could be our butler, bring us martinis and ciggies after sex

[Johnnyeye 7,415]

1 minute ago, Vesper said:

he could be our butler, bring us martinis and ciggies after sex

Vesper you are one kinky woman 😉

[Fulham Broadway 16,407]

2 minutes ago, Vesper said:

he could be our butler, bring us martinis and ciggies after sex

He'd spill the Martinis and drop the cigarettes

[Vesper 27,338]

Just now, Johnnyeye said:

Vesper you are one kinky woman 😉

what was kinky about that?

everyone has sex

and many have butlers

lolololol

[Vesper 27,338]

Just now, Fulham Broadway said:

He'd spill the Martinis and drop the cigarettes

I was thinking that as soon as I posted!!!!!

[Johnnyeye 7,415]

Just now, Vesper said:

what was kinky about that?

everyone has sex

and many have butlers

lolololol

i meant your previous post lol

[Vesper 27,338]

Just now, Johnnyeye said:

i meant your previous post lol

well, most woman, lesbi or straight, use a dildo at times (or some other toy)

 

[Vesper 27,338]

lolol

the Toffee punters on this chat:

Silva out Big sam in  

[Johnnyeye 7,415]

2 minutes ago, Vesper said:

well, most woman, lesbi or straight, use a dildo at times (or some other toy)

 

true, no shame on that

[Vesper 27,338]

Shameful Everton performance

[Vesper 27,338]

First time ever that Kane, Alli, Eriksen, and Son have all scored in same game

[Unionjack 7,531]

Cheers guys. Needed that. Made me giiggle.

[communicate 2,703]

10 hours ago, Special Juan said:

No matter what you think of Spurs they are very good.

Kane is immense, the full backs are energetic and the misfiled lads are both high in quality and very effective.

I hate to say this but they look a ten fold better than us.

This, people don't think spurs teams is good enough lol They have a better squad than us. I don't know how people don't see that. Imo we have the 5th best squad in the league above arsenal. 

[communicate 2,703]

Not surprised with united big win. It is very simple pick by solkjaer, play my best player in their best position and just play.