The English Football Thread

[.Cee 50]

And Vidic is suspended for the game against us Excellent - can Liverpool go on and actually be genuine title contenders this year? I think so.

:D

[Laylabelle 9,305]

WTF Man you?!One time want them to win so Scum arent top they fuck it up!!

Right come on Chels!!!

Hmm West Ham loosing but to be fair Zolas just been watching not involved so meh

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Liverpool 0-0 Stoke

[Ollie 4,400]

Beat Man Utd at home then draw at home to Stoke. LFC are still the same as always . If we win 2moro, its a big if but if we do win it'll be a huge result so early in the campaign.

Edited September 20, 2008 by OllieCFC

[Drogba11CFC 108]

BOLTON.....1

ARSENAL....0

Davies 15'

:thumbsup:

Edited September 20, 2008 by Drogba11CFC

[Gianfranco_Z 202]

Yeah now it's Bolton 1-2 Arsenal

[Drogba11CFC 108]

I just hope Bolton can come back against these Frenchmen.

[Ollie 4,400]

gotta knock those scummy goons off the top. Bolton played well in the 2nd half but well wasnt to be losing 3-1. I cant wait til we play Arsenal away tho, the way they play wont work against a team like ours. They just bully little teams. Now our match 2moro is even bigger but its still so early, just wanna see a great title race again and i think we'll get one

[robdog 2,084]

Fuck you CFC fans, I am becoming a Man City fan.....Ok only for a couple of hours on Sunday xD...a win @ home & a loss for le Arse will help us immensely.

[Madmax 9,219]

Amidst Liverpool's worst run he can remember, manager Kenny Dalglish has revealed that he has to file a report to the club's ownership group on his assessment of how the season is going. This is his report...

Dear Mr. Henry (and other yanks),

How is everything in America? Things are going great here. Very great. Even better than Celine Dion performing the Anfield Rap. Since my last report after we won the Carling Cup -- which, again, is like the World Cup but far more important because it's named after a beer company -- our fortunes have actually improved a great deal! "But how can you improve on perfection?" you're probably asking yourself while hopefully not reading anything about the club. Well I didn't think it was possible for us to play like we have been, either. I really, really didn't.

I'll just give you the broad strokes since I realize you're too busy to actually pay close attention as you read this. We now lead Premier League powerhouse Wolverhampton by an astonishing 20 points in the table and we won the latest Merseyside derby 3-0. We also advanced to the FA Cup semifinals, where we will again face Everton (who are still behind us in draws). Since then we have had three other matches. Wow!

In our last match, Pepe Reina headbutted a Newcastle player. This is an impressive maneuver that only the very best footballers -- like Zidane in the 2006 World Cup (i.e. the poor man's Carling Cup) -- can pull off. As for the other members of our squad, Andy Carroll is showing great improvement by finding his way back to the dressing room all by himself, Papiss Cisse is scoring goals by the bucketloads (he doesn't play for us, but hey -- good for him) and Stewart Downing still hasn't thrown a bag of puppies into the river all season. Excellent restraint on that lad.

On a personal note, my warm and gentle way with the press seems to be working since they've been talking an awful lot about my legacy lately. They'll probably throw me a party at the end of the season. I'd invite you to attend, but I'm sure it will be a surprise party, so I'll just tell you how great it was afterwards. Expect a story about them bringing me a delicious cake that definitely isn't filled with baby laxatives.

That's about it. Again, everything is peaches and cream. Don't bother reading anything about the club. And if someone called Rafa Benitez shows up at your house in the middle of the night telling you to sack me, just call the police and they'll return him to his cell.

Insincerely yours,

His Royal Highness King Kenny Dalglish

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/kenny-dalglish-files-season-report-liverpool-owners-234102105.html#more-10586

[Term-X 7,891]

Roman should hire Newcastle's scouts..

[xPetrCechx 13,548]

Fergie Deal with the "Added Time Borad".

[francozola 2,040]

Quite disappointed that villa didn't manage to hang on at anfield. Would have been HILARIOUS if the bindippers had lost that. It would have been 8 losses in 9, right? Sigh.

[Laylabelle 9,305]

Yeah damn them!Hopfully they dont start picking up points now! But still considering Villa's run still not the best result

Blackburn went a bit crazy defence wise

[Kojo 4,676]

Modeste or what ever his name is shouldn't of been sent off there. Jesus he only nudged him in the back, it's a joke how players get sent off these days. But Yaya Toure never got sent off for slapping Mata?.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Quite disappointed that villa didn't manage to hang on at anfield. Would have been HILARIOUS if the bindippers had lost that. It would have been 8 losses in 9, right? Sigh.

I was gutted when the dippers scored late

[Kojo 4,676]

Fucking hate Suarez, i get so angry when theres a handball apeal and the cunt always runs up to the linesman like a proper prat screaming and pointing at his hand signalling handball 50 times over and over again with those big fuck off teeth of his.

Pisses me off so much, really hope this players leaves the league, he's so annoying.

[Jase 43,479]

Quite disappointed that villa didn't manage to hang on at anfield. Would have been HILARIOUS if the bindippers had lost that. It would have been 8 losses in 9, right? Sigh.

It's still a hilarious result that they can't even beat an inexperience Villa side whom we disposed comfortably last week apart from conceding those two goals parts.

Adding to that, Kenny 'Deluded' Dalglish went on talking about refereeing decisions after the game rather than focussing on his team's failures again.