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Finally have internet so I'll be posting more. In other news here is some photos of my son

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Talking of marriage and seeing as the thread is already de-railed - I got married at the weekend It was amazing - hired a marquee and had Dodgems and a carousel along with a double decker bus convert

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GOODNITE YALL!

Since I cant like anything and it is already 2:47am, I`m off to bed. Tomorrow we will know our CWC opponent, we will see City win and Spuds/Everton draw...

Thank you for the award, it is an honour and I am super happy!

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Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

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Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

LMAO you are either in love or have morning sickness like Kate :ph34r:

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Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

hehehehehehehehe

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Fucking brilliant weekend.

1. A terrible hangover on Saturday morning. I never ever get hangovers and I didn't even drink that much to warrant a hangover.

2. Friend zoned harder then ever before on Saturday. "You can come, Jake. But as a friend." WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? YOU FLIRT WITH ME FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH THIS?

3. Had a rather nice BBQ with my mates, till they started watching Jersey fucking Shore.

4. Barely left the house on Sunday, not by choice, it's just that literally nothing was happening.

5. The dogs escaped the yard three times on Sunday.

6. I think I have some sort of sickness, I feel like shit.

I'm not even that upset or anything and that's what's bothering me the most.

You think you had a bad weekend... my little cousin was staying and she randomly decided to go to the toilet, put a towel in the sink and run the taps full pelt flooding my bathroom which ultimately meant that water was running in through the kitchen roof as the bathroom is right above it so we had to fucking sit for about 3 hours wiping all the water up and take off the carpet and underlay of the bathroom and that. Then she has the cheek to blame me and then her little brother when we put her home even though he hadn't been in the house since about 2 pm. I think shes banned from the house, my mother went ape shit when I told her on the phone in tescos, she was that mad I had to turn the phone call volume down. The morale of the story is let little cousins no where near your house.

Also she has a history of trying to flood bathrooms apparently. Shes done it in two of my uncles bathrooms and did it to the school sinks in the toilets there to. Honestly what has she got against bathrooms and sinks. Fucking idiot she is.

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You think you had a bad weekend... my little cousin was staying and she randomly decided to go to the toilet, put a towel in the sink and run the taps full pelt flooding my bathroom which ultimately meant that water was running in through the kitchen roof as the bathroom is right above it so we had to fucking sit for about 3 hours wiping all the water up and take off the carpet and underlay of the bathroom and that. Then she has the cheek to blame me and then her little brother when we put her home even though he hadn't been in the house since about 2 pm. I think shes banned from the house, my mother went ape shit when I told her on the phone in tescos, she was that mad I had to turn the phone call volume down. The morale of the story is let little cousins no where near your house.

Also she has a history of trying to flood bathrooms apparently. Shes done it in two of my uncles bathrooms and did it to the school sinks in the toilets there to. Honestly what has she got against bathrooms and sinks. Fucking idiot she is.

Could've been worse. She could've been an arsonist instead of a floodist!

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@, I got FRIEND ZONED BY A GIRL THAT WAS FLIRTING WITH ME FOR WEEKS. SHE ASKED ME ON A DATE FIRST AND THEN CANCELED THEN I ASKED HER ON A DATE SHE AGREED BUT THEN SAID SHE COULDN'T GO BECAUSE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. She is so damn attractive too. FUUCK. It's like getting an erection only for some wise ass to kick your square in the balls.

You don't know me, you don't know what I'm about.

hehehehehehehehe

Hahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, I'm laughing at myself.

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