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manpe how was the Irn Bru, I remember you saying you ordered it ages ago.. forgot to see if you liked it...

First I must say I'm honoured you mentioned me in your 3000th post. I fucking love you Ryan :wub: I wish I lived in Scotland so we could cuddle.

About Irn Bru. Apparently they never make their destinations, it's so good and tempting that postal workers drink them before they make it out of the country. I'm demanding reposts until this thirsty fucker drinks himself to death. Like Kel from Kenan & Kel... he drank so much orange soda that his organs turned orange. Except in real life you die from it.

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First I must say I'm honoured you mentioned me in your 3000th post. I fucking love you Ryan :wub: I wish I lived in Scotland so we could cuddle.

About Irn Bru. Apparently they never make their destinations, it's so good and tempting that postal workers drink them before they make it out of the country. I'm demanding reposts until this thirsty fucker drinks himself to death. Like Kel from Kenan & Kel... he drank so much orange soda that his organs turned orange. Except in real life you die from it.

So you never got it? Aw poor show by the bastards delivering it...

I love you too Manpe, you sexy Estonian :wub:

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Well,does not matter, he will improve.

But whiel he shows professionalism on the pitch putting in mature displays, this could be a problem

http://www.spiegel.d...l-a-860001.html

german journal "spiegel" reporting him complaining about the language and the lack of "warmth" and "atmosphere" in Germany, where people do not laugh a lot and only seriously discuss. LOL if we wouldn't be serious about tactics,we wouldn't be proper Germans, haha. He goes that far, indicating he would be unhappy, cos he does not like this. Should be more professional about this.

Well, i understand fans have not been glad about his statements. He has apologised for that knee-jerk reaction already, but he is not too wrong. In Northern Germany, people are very reserved towards strangers and rather stick with one's kind, whereas in Western and esp Southern Germany, where I live, people are really friendly, open and cheerful.

You should email him the 'Best of German Comedy' DVD.

I'm sure he's got a spare 3 minutes - he could watch it twice.

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You should email him the 'Best of German Comedy' DVD.

I'm sure he's got a spare 3 minutes - he could watch it twice.

Actually Magic Lamps is right, Southern Germany (Bavaria) and Salzburg have a good sense of humour, it's just the rest of 'boring' Germany that gives them a bad name ;)

Trust me - I'm teaching the guys hundreds of English jokes and they love em... As Salzburg is so small I'm actually getting locals in the bar telling me English jokes I told to my work mates :)

KDB should have gone to South Germany :)

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Yeah and he could memorize the encyclopedia of English cookery simultaneously.

Lol Bavarian food and English food = identical

Also, when you guys diss English food, I like to remind you of how many Michellin starred Chefs England has vs Germany :)

But trust me there's nothing between Bavarian and English 'home cooked' food - both like meat, potatoes (kartoflen) and veg... ;)

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