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[Kezza 1,965]

Who?

Either you or spike. For racism.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Lol.

[Kezza 1,965]

Tisk tisk.

Just had some guy come into work claiming that people were programmed by the govetnment in the early 90's to commit crimes, apparently he uncovered the conspiracy and made two government officials resign. One of which now owns Kiwi bank, ironically he paid for his stuff with a Kiwi bank card..

Joys if working at a liquor store

[capriccioso 2,545]

Programmed? What?!

Either you or spike. For racism.

Explain how we were the things we were saying can be interpreted as racist by anyone.

If anyone should be getting banned for racism it should be my parents, who don't like it when I bring white/Asian/Muslim friends to my house.

[Kezza 1,965]

Programmed? What?!

Explain how we were the things we were saying can be interpreted as racist by anyone.

If anyone should be getting banned for racism it should be my parents, who don't like it when I bring white/Asian/Muslim friends to my house.

You said he's too white, you said he's too black. Using either of those words in any context is total racism!!

He can be aryan Indian if he wants too be.

Yeah, like hypnotism, but you don't know you're being hypnotized apparently. He was a loon.

[capriccioso 2,545]

You said he's too white, you said he's too black.

He can be aryan Indian if he wants too be.

He's white. I'm half Indian half Sri Lankan. My parents don't like it when white friends come around. I jokingly offered him use of my house should he want to come to Liverpool, on the condition that he would black up his skin so I could pass him off as Indian.

He then replied that he could pretend to be an Indian from the far north of the country, who are pretty white:

I then said he looked too white to pass off as even a north Indian.

If that's racist then I love Lance Armstrong and believe in him 100%.

[Kezza 1,965]

I then said he looked too white to pass off as even a north Indian.

If that's racist then I love Lance Armstrong and believe in him 100%.

Woah, I could pass off as a northern Indian.

I didn't mean you were actuali racist.

Who doesn't love lance? Dude is a role model for all up n comin cyclist who want to win titles free of enhancements

[zolayes 14,489]

FUCK OFF! I'm calling him man pee

got to call him OSCAR

[Kezza 1,965]

Add to this interesting night, someone tried using there prison release form as i.d to buy alcohol. LOL

[capriccioso 2,545]

Call it Marek once it pops out.

Oh, and don't be in there while she's doing her stuff, unless you want to become asexual.

Is your real name Marek?

[manpe 10,861]

Is your real name Marek?

It sure is, Eric

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Just seen Jeremy Kyle on the tele, some 16 year old (who surprisingly isn't Scottish either) is trying to find out if hes going a father for the third time. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL