Liquidator 5,176 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Does that mean you hate my username? It does not matter what he thinks of you. What matters is that I love you babe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drogba11CFC 108 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 Chris Foy has been appointed referee for Chelsea v Stoke City on 22/09/12. :clown: :clown:FIVE-PENALTY STOKE CRUSH 0-MAN CHELSEAThe Sun, 23/09/2012 Kojo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 It does not matter what he thinks of you. What matters is that I love you babe Awwww you're so cute Liquidator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I just went for a poo and took my phone in to play on, but i pooped too fast so i didn't have enough time to play with it I hope that by sharing this story, other people effected by situations similar to mine will feel the confidence to step forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I just went for a poo and took my phone in to play on, but i pooped too fast so i didn't have enough time to play with it I hope that by sharing this story, other people effected by situations similar to mine will feel the confidence to step forward.Has happened to me quite a bit, although usually I'm a long pooper. Once I blew up too fast and powerful, so the water somehow splashed outside the toilet and at the door and floor, I just barely managed to react to save my cell from the stinkers. Since then, I always wait for the initial release, and only after that take out my phone in full glory. Blue-in-me-Veins and Leif 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I just went for a poo and took my phone in to play on, but i pooped too fast so i didn't have enough time to play with it I hope that by sharing this story, other people effected by situations similar to mine will feel the confidence to step forward.i can see it now, "the art of pooing"..........written/directed/produced by Leif. hahahaha Leif 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 OK serious question - If I put bleach in my toilet, leave it for a while, forget it's in there, then go for a crap later on... if the poo makes the water and bleach splash up against my asshole, will my hole be bleached white like pornstars have it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 OK serious question - If I put bleach in my toilet, leave it for a while, forget it's in there, then go for a crap later on... if the poo makes the water and bleach splash up against my asshole, will my hole be bleached white like pornstars have it?Good thinking, it's worth a try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 OK serious question - If I put bleach in my toilet, leave it for a while, forget it's in there, then go for a crap later on... if the poo makes the water and bleach splash up against my asshole, will my hole be bleached white like pornstars have it?pour the bleach in a bidet for that effect........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leif 6,006 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 OK, last poo related post - Who here washes the inside of their bumhole, and if you do, how/where/when do you do it?Apparently around 40% of people in a survey were unaware that people even wash their actual bumholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 OK, last poo related post - Who here washes the inside of their bumhole, and if you do, how/where/when do you do it?Apparently around 40% of people in a survey were unaware that people even wash their actual bumholes.i cant even take this post seriously Hutcho and Rmpr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumps 284 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 OK, last poo related post - Who here washes the inside of their bumhole, and if you do, how/where/when do you do it?Apparently around 40% of people in a survey were unaware that people even wash their actual bumholes.ya i get quite friendly with it. nothing deep. but i like to be clean.word of warning. do not use cheap toilet roll, especially after a poo that could easily be mistaken as the recreation of an atomic bomb going off. the constant wiping whilst being too friendly with the bum hole will lead to blood to be draw. and its blood drawn from a friction burn due to the violent wiping. and that shit takes ages to heal.my question in return: do you try to speperate your bum cheeks using the rim of the seat??? so like lean to one side, spread one cheek, then plant the other so its spread without any use of hands? Leif 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 @dumps, the username says it all! dumps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumps 284 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I forget it myself, but this name acutally came through ass and poo related stories! unbelievable. that was a long time ago. I am not as extreme with my ass these days.thats a complete lie. Im an awful awful man Blue-in-me-Veins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 18, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted September 18, 2012 We Hate Scouse, Hutcho, Amblève. and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Yeah you should wash your bum hole area (not like finger yah bum n shit, thats a bit weird) but shampoo the hairs, if you have any. Otherwise you get dingleberries or dags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,327 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 Exactly what I was just thinking...I'm scared. Melanicus, Blue-in-me-Veins and CHOULO19 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiaretta985 131 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I've been away from here for a while, and when I come back everything has changed... what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I've been away from here for a while, and when I come back everything has changed... what happened?Define 'everything' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 18, 2012 Share Posted September 18, 2012 I've been away from here for a while, and when I come back everything has changed... what happened?What do you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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