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[Leif 6,006]

I wish I owned a sword.

I could just say to people, "Hey, I own a sword! ".

And they'd be like - "Oh really? What do you do with it?"

And I'd reply - "Slice cheese...and occasionally people."

It'd be a good conversation starter in my opinion.

As you were, gentleman. :tophat:

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

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@Liquidator now that we've gotten Banana Republic out of the way, what else is on your mind?

Jokes about Cap aren't mean. Cap isn't a person. He doesn't feel emotion. Is making a joke about nothing mean? No, the same applies for Cap...

[capriccioso 2,545]

Jokes about Cap aren't mean. Cap isn't a person. He doesn't feel emotion. Is making a joke about nothing mean? No, the same applies for Cap...

I am so a person. </3

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

I am so a person. </3

Prove it! You're nothing but a pixel to me.

[capriccioso 2,545]

Prove it! You're nothing but a pixel to me.

I sent you a mugshot once!

[We Hate Scouse 10,261]

All you sent me was pixels....

[Amblève. 4,995]

http://facebook.com/...0288322157&_rdr

Think its been deleted now though. Looks like they've cracked own on pages like it

Check the page. Enjoy :b

Yeah, it's been deleted. Doesn't matter. I can imagine what it was all about.

I wish I owned a sword.

I could just say to people, "Hey, I own a sword! ".

And they'd be like - "Oh really? What do you do with it?"

And I'd reply - "Slice cheese...and occasionally people."

It'd be a good conversation starter in my opinion.

As you were, gentleman. :tophat:

One of my friends has a sword. He brought it to school last year. The teachers weren't amused.

[capriccioso 2,545]

All you sent me was pixels....

Fine, I'll send you another.

I'm doing my best impression of the emoticon.

[Kezza 1,965]

Dropped my toast. Landed jam side down. #AVBsFault.

[capriccioso 2,545]

I really want to try PEDs. See if they can work on anyone, not just elite athletes.

EPO would be immense if I could get a hold of some.

[Kojo 4,676]

He exists...

[Kezza 1,965]

@Leif,

[capriccioso 2,545]

Burro!

[FormerRussianSpy 163]

Redditor??

[Kezza 1,965]

Redditor??

how'd you know? lol

[Leif 6,006]

@Kezza, this morning, the only way to describe mine was simply - The Thing.

[Azpinator 2,325]

I've genuinely missed this place.. ADSL connections have been down in my city since Aug 12. :@

So I'll try to catch up:

Yay we finally bought Azpi and Moses! Hazard is brilliant as fuck and should win PL awards! I'm glad Torres is improving.. Top of the league, bitches! Essien was a shadow of his former self. Meireles proved that he's as stupid as his haircut. Falcao shined because of our sloppy defence and that Hulk transfer blows.

[Naked Mole Rat 437]

What's that? It's near 9 a.m. on a Wednesday morning, and I've yet to wash!?

I'm already loving this.