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[Spike 12,049]

Double post. In other news I had a dream that we won the league at white hart lane

What the fuck is a 'white hart lane'? Surely you don't mean 'Three Point Lane'?

[OneMoSalah 8,611]

What the fuck is a 'white hart lane'? Surely you don't mean 'Three Point Lane'?

or Shit Cunts Lane.

[Spike 12,049]

or Shit Cunts Lane.

I'd rather go there and get three points over getting a shitty cunt.

[Amblève. 4,995]

Fuck me, more than 700 people are watching the Meireles to Fener thread!

[Kezza 1,965]

Joined the twitter bandwagon to see what the fuss was about..

Waste of time. All I'm doing is sitting at the computer wondering what to tweet, only one person is following me and I dont think he'll give two fucks about what I tweet tbh.

Maybe I can steal xPetrCechx's job?

Barclays PL News ‏@BarclaysLeague

Meireles set for Chelsea exit: Fenerbahce has announced it is in talks to sign Chelsea midfielder Raul Meireles.

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

Fuck me, more than 700 people are watching the Meireles to Fener thread!

699 of them are Turkish....

[Spike 12,049]

699 of them are Turkish....

Is the 700th Portuguese?

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

Is the 700th Portuguese?

No the 700th is my nan.

[Spike 12,049]

No the 700th is my nan.

Is your nan Portuguese by chance?

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

Is your nan Portuguese by chance?

Possibly, her origin is unknown...

[Spike 12,049]

Possibly, her origin is unknown...

She might have changed when you weren't looking. These things happen you know?

[We Hate Scouse 10,260]

She might have changed when you weren't looking. These things happen you know?

Well she's always dressed in a burkha so its possible. I don't even know if its my nan to be honest.....

[capriccioso 2,545]

Well she's always dressed in a burkha so its possible. I don't even know if its my nan to be honest.....

Burkha eh? I knew you were from Bradford!

[capriccioso 2,545]

This.

A very easy way to irritate them is to always call Istanbul by its pre-Turk name, Constantinople. They go to pieces if you refuse to call it Istanbul

[Laylabelle 9,292]

What the fuck is a 'white hart lane'? Surely you don't mean 'Three Point Lane'?

If only....hasnt been three point lane in yonks.Least not for us!Swear since that game where Poll sent Terry off our record there has been shite.Prem wise anyway..surley this season we will get a win there!

[Liquidator 5,176]

I come on TC and Cap isn't online? WTF!?!?

[INTEGRAL 0]

http://forum.talkchelsea.net/forum/8-transfer-talk/

Hell nooo! Why Abram whyy?? Meireles was our the best!

[Billy. 2,739]

R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan.

so shocked to hear this really liked this actor!!!

RIP