The Pub - Discuss Anything

[OneMoSalah 8,801]

It's a deal then? Uhm, eating your foot would be a little cannibalistic . If he cross that 30 goals devilish path , Uhm just make a HD video of singing Justin Bieber's baby and share it here #4realz

no thanks, I refuse to listen to Justin Beiber because 1) hes a dickhead and 2) manpe or Naked Mole Rat tried to sing baby and nearly killed me........ so never mind sing it... I would rather eat my foot.

[Spike 12,049]

I don't know. Fuck my life.

I say that quite often. Actually half of the conversations with my room mate are like this:

Me: Fuck my life.

Roomie: Yeah, fuck your life too. And mine, fuck my life.

[Spike 12,049]

Nine notifications in the time it takes me to make a bowl of cereal?! Behave you lot!

EDIT: 11 after this post!

[OneMoSalah 8,801]

I say that quite often. Actually half of the conversations with my room mate are like this:

Me: Fuck my life.

Roomie: Yeah, fuck your life too. And mine, fuck my life.

Lmfao. Poor spike #cutforspike

[Rmpr 8,977]

Nine notifications in the time it takes me to make a bowl of cereal?! Behave you lot!

EDIT: 11 after this post!

You are one slow cereal maker then...

[Stingray 9,441]

I say that quite often. Actually half of the conversations with my room mate are like this:

Me: Fuck my life.

Roomie: Yeah, fuck your life too. And mine, fuck my life.

[Spike 12,049]

Bitches please, I know I'm Top Gun and I have SWAG, but I can't reply to all of you at once.

[Rmpr 8,977]

Bitches please, I know I'm Top Gun and I have SWAG, but I can't reply to all of you at once.

Hahahaha, you will be so fucking pissed...

Is this our Top Gun with SWAG????

[Stingray 9,441]

Bitches please, I know I'm Top Gun

[Stingray 9,441]

Hahahaha, you will be so fucking pissed...

Is this our Top Gun with SWAG????

Ow fuck I saw that too!!!!!!!

OMG ... boundary transgression in progress!!!

[Spike 12,049]

Hahahaha, you will be so fucking pissed...

Is this our Top Gun with SWAG????

Holy fucking shit. You are an arsehole. The one second I'm not wearing my Top Gun hat and I have my SWAG turned off, some bitch takes a photo of me.

[OneMoSalah 8,801]

Bitches please, I know I'm Top Gun and I have SWAG, but I can't reply to all of you at once.

why the fuck cant i use memes....... edit: ok i can now...

anyway in response to you using swag, wow... just wow Jake.....

[Stingray 9,441]

fffffffffffffffs

why the fuck cant i use memes haigthaegajst fuck fuck fuck fuck

You can .... Press more reply options - Choose file, add file and send the message. Done!

[Spike 12,049]

why the fuck cant i use memes.......

anyway in response to you using swag, wow... just wow Jake.....

I was being IRONICAL. GOSH. You people. You're lucky I'm not a vengeful Top Gun.

[OneMoSalah 8,801]

I was being IRONICAL. GOSH. You people. You're lucky I'm not a vengeful Top Gun.

Top gun pfft, sit down.....

Anyway I must get out of bed, fucking after 4 o'clock, see what you guys and your pot talk has done to me, absolutely ruined me (not really, just couldn't be arsed getting up because I had football last night and have a slightly sore leg after a robust tackle I made, even Roy Keane would be proud because hes a hardy bastard)

Top Gun?

[Spike 12,049]

@, no balls.

[OneMoSalah 8,801]

Oi, yesh, that'd be a torture lol , uhm, just sing that awesome Ricky Astley song for us

No singing!

[OneMoSalah 8,801]

@, no balls.

Where is your vocal masterpiece Jake?????