The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Leif 6,006]

just took a crap. looked a really weird shape. kinda like a butterfly. how on earth it managed to get out of my bum i'll never know.

i'll take a picture next time.

[manpe 10,861]

Saw that Leif was the last poster, had no doubt it was another talk about ass

[Leif 6,006]

@manpe,

Technically that means you think about me. Which also means you like me. Even if you don't know me. But you should. because the monkey in your pic is cute.

[Leif 6,006]

im such a lightweight. only quarter bottle of whisky and im already finding fruit in my kitchen attractive

[Leif 6,006]

uh oh. this mango right here is giving me a look. mmm.

im carrying around my laptop round the house giving it a tour for some reason. my cat is following.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Spike says he misses my Scottishness and I need to post more. Bless.

[Spike 12,049]

Spike says he misses my Scottishness and I need to post more. Bless.

I dinnae wut yer talkin bout, laddie.

[Kezza 1,965]

The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates

#didicatedfan.com

[Spike 12,049]

The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates

#didicatedfan.com

Who the hell would want to go out on the town the miss' friends anyway? All giggling and $12 dollar sugar cocktails with sexual names.You just know one will drink too much start vomitting and then start crying (or vice versa I can't remember). Then she passes out on the ground with her legs wide open inviting the world to take a peak and then you have to carry her home and the next day you get accused of groping her while she was passed out.

That shit does not happen when you're at home watching the tele.

[Strike 7,474]

The Missis broke up with me cause I'd rather watch Chelsea play then go out with her and her mates

#didicatedfan.com

#Respect

[CHOULO19 24,332]

i'll take a picture next time.

Please don't.

I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.

[Jase 43,479]

Please don't.

I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.

You must have *ahem* on it last night.