The Official TC 'We Hate Tottenham' Thread

[Drogba11CFC 108]

If they do release a DVD and I pirate it, will anyone care?

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Yes. Why the fuck would you want to do it?

[Laylabelle 9,351]

To replay the funny happy times when we thought they were going down...till bloody Harry of all people had to go there

[Badboy 1,526]

That's disgraceful Badboy. Get with the Chelsea program!

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Whats wrong with spurs ?

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Yes. Why the fuck would you want to do it?

Well, I'd make a healthy profit in the beer coaster/clay pigeon trade.

[diskoviolente 425]

Well, they have a reason building a statue of ´Arry outside Three Point Lane, they were almost trailing on European football after everyone believed they were the first relegation candidate. And yes, OllieCFC, the Arsenal-game is worth a second watch, ´cause it was real madness.

But afterall, it´s just bloody Tottenham.

Whats the difference between a triangle and Tottenham ?

A triangle has a three points

[Elliott 7]

That's disgraceful Badboy. Get with the Chelsea program!

Whats wrong with spurs ?

They're Spurs, that's what! It's a rivalry Badboy, the same kind of thing as Liverpool - Everton or Sheffield United - Sheffield Wednesday. They're from across the city so we don't like them.

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Exactly. We hate them just as much as they hate lasagna.

[Drogba11CFC 108]

Want to take out your anger on something? Planning to put an AVGN-esque review on Youtube? Short of beer coasters? Need clay pigeon practise?

Then buy a Spurs DVD!

[Badboy 1,526]

Whats wrong with spurs ?

They're Spurs, that's what! It's a rivalry Badboy, the same kind of thing as Liverpool - Everton or Sheffield United - Sheffield Wednesday. They're from across the city so we don't like them.

Why is it so heavy agianst spurs though. Why is it not so bad with arsenal or westham.

[Fulham Broadway 16,846]

Why is it so heavy agianst spurs though. Why is it not so bad with arsenal or westham.

As far as I can remember BB it started in 1967 FA cup . Escalated year on year. There used to be major battles. As Elliott said its just a major rivalry -bit like your Feyenoord and Ajax. Couple of years ago Spuds fans were slapping Chelsea women and kids round Seven sisters which didnt help

[Laylabelle 9,351]

Exactly. We hate them just as much as they hate lasagna.

LOL!!!

'When the spurs start to cry cause they cant quailfy...blame lasagna!!'

I duno why the rivally either lol just learnt it from my mumsie who learnt it off her brothers..never explained why lol

[BlueLion. 21,491]

We'll be walking round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,

Singing "I've got a foreskin, haven't you?''

etc.

[blue_army 2]

heard this at reading in the pub before, have known the first verse for ages but not the second which is class

When i was young and had no sense

i brought a flute for 50 pence

the only tune that i could play

was fuck the pope and the ira

when i was old and had more sense

i brought a bomb for 50 pence

i threw it into white hart lane

and watched the yiddos die again

[BlueLion. 21,491]

That's harsh

[the wes 7,212]

heard this at reading in the pub before, have known the first verse for ages but not the second which is class

When i was young and had no sense

i brought a flute for 50 pence

the only tune that i could play

was fuck the pope and the ira

when i was old and had more sense

i brought a bomb for 50 pence

i threw it into white hart lane

and watched the yiddos die again

classic

[Aesthetic Relic 301]

May aswell put this in here since its topical.....

[ZanSnake 1,211]

HA!

Good one