3. Marc Cucurella

[Vesper 30,085]

On 27/07/2023 at 10:14, Fulham Broadway said:

Same mistakes as last season so far - off to Strasbourg please

or off to Arabia

chop chop

[Mhsc 1,093]

His versatility might play in his favour at keeping him here, plus Chilwell's abysmal injury record, plus his huge fee with very little sell on value cripples us from FFP perspective. But, based on his performances, lack of redeeming qualities (if we're going to sign a not very technical guy with no brain in the future can we at least make them tall, fast and athletic as fuck please) he should definitely be out. His PEAK is a 7/10, when everything clicks perfectly for him. Also, man looks like sideshow bob and it gets on my nerves looking at him in a Chelsea shirt.

[Reddish-Blue 2,489]

4 minutes ago, Mhsc said:

His versatility might play in his favour at keeping him here, plus Chilwell's abysmal injury record, plus his huge fee with very little sell on value cripples us from FFP perspective. But, based on his performances, lack of redeeming qualities (if we're going to sign a not very technical guy with no brain in the future can we at least make them tall, fast and athletic as fuck please) he should definitely be out. His PEAK is a 7/10, when everything clicks perfectly for him. Also, man looks like sideshow bob and it gets on my nerves looking at him in a Chelsea shirt.

The only reason he is still here is because no other club out there is stupid enough to pay a reasonable transfer fee for him....same reason why Lakaka hasn't been sold yet either. 

[Vegetable 830]

He should have ended our ownership's love affair with everything Brighton if they would only be able to learn a lesson fast.

People were trashing Alonso, but he is a super expensive, sub-par replacement. I see some comments about him being great in pre-season games threads, but it only lasts for like 10 mins and then boom. Another example that what works in mid-table doesn't really do at Chelsea level (but both our owners and fans like to be reluctant to take a note of this) and his ridiculous pricetag makes this guy practically unmovable. 

Edited July 30, 2023 by Vegetable

[Vesper 30,085]

Flush this turdlette

[TheHulk 2,402]

He isn't going anywhere anytime soon, we handcuffed ourselves with this guy.

[Vesper 30,085]

1 minute ago, TheHulk said:

He isn't going anywhere anytime soon, we handcuffed ourselves with this guy.

The Saudis...........

[TheHulk 2,402]

Just now, Vesper said:

The Saudis...........

No way he accepts it unless he likes money a lot, he is to young probably still has hunger to win trophies.

[Vesper 30,085]

Just now, TheHulk said:

No way he accepts it unless he likes money a lot, he is to young probably still has hunger to win trophies.

He is not good enough to be on most clubs that win trophies in a big 5 league. 

[Amad_diallo 17]

He looked sharp today controlled saka.

[DDA 9,924]

Was immense yesterday ... carry on playing like that and it will justify the price tag.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Pocketed Saka. Played with a real aggression and energy that he hasn’t really done bar the Dortmund game IIRC.

[Vesper 30,085]

Finally paying it back

Very happy with him atm, after he drove me crazy for ages

[nyikolajevics 2,690]

24 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Finally paying it back

Very happy with him atm, after he drove me crazy for ages

Was great Yesterday.

After one year I was ready to have my Cucurella moment, but Sanchez ruined it…

[DH1988 1,346]

Cut that damn mop.