Alexandre Pato

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

A Legend and Willian.

 

[LDN Blue 7,903]

On 05/02/2016 at 10:47 PM, Pizy said:

You couldn't make it up. Just have to laugh because it's so unbelievably mad.

Fuck sake. Are we Arsenal? Is this Kallstrom in disguise?! Thank fuck we kept hold of Remy, not that he'll play or anything.

[Pizy 18,368]

49 minutes ago, LDN Blue said:

Fuck sake. Are we Arsenal? Is this Kallstrom in disguise?! Thank fuck we kept hold of Remy, not that he'll play or anything.

Wait, Loic Remy is still alive? 

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1 minute ago, Pizy said:

Wait, Loic Remy is still alive? 

Somewhere in Roman's basement.

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3 hours ago, xPetrCechx said:

A Legend and Willian.

 

 

Willian use to rock the Jheri curl?

[Henrique 9,133]

On 5 de fevereiro de 2016 at 8:47 PM, Pizy said:

You couldn't make it up. Just have to laugh because it's so unbelievably mad.

Hilarious some people believe in piece of story that don't even indicates a single source. Pato wasn't injured, and played the entire Campeoanto Brasileiro last season, he missed pre season (even thought was involved in pshysical training in early january) so there is a reason why he needs a training programme to regain his form. There is no reason to believe he needs 6 more weeks of training to be fit to even play some games. But, hey, this article was written by the same guy who, one day before Mourinho was sacked, was writing the same thing over and over "a Chelsea insider said Mourinho's positions is unchanged".

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Alexandre Pato has been handed a Champions League squad number and should be ready to face PSG in the second leg on March 9. [Standard]

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Can't wait for him to score a 97th minute OG against Leicester on the last day of the season on his debut, handing Leicester the title ahead of Spurs on goal difference

[Jase 43,479]

 

[LAM09 6,744]

Can't believe he's still not "ready".

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The story isn't really whether he needs 6 weeks to play a match, but whether he will need 6 weeks to be fully match fit. I can certainly buy the latter.

Imagine our own beginning of the season - a 'normal' season not this one - and how long it takes for the players to regain match sharpness. Well, Pato is in that stage right now.

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Hes decent of Fifa he scored the winner for me inline today 

[Sovieticus 743]

Would be hilarious if during his debut he gets injured.

[MefiX19 1,092]

28 minutes ago, Billy. said:

Hes decent of Fifa he scored the winner for me inline today 

Pato + Doumbia = R.I.P

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3 hours ago, Billy. said:

Hes decent of Fifa he scored the winner for me inline today 

Lmao, he's not half bad is he?  

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I don't get the meltdown over his lack of fitness. It's been over two months since he last played a game and he's coming from a League that plays at a snails pace compared to the PL. When you see how (annoyingly) patient we're being with Hazard it's unsurprising we're careful with Pato.

Hiddink seems like a manager that prefers to play players that are 100%.

[Pizy 18,368]

1 hour ago, Gilvorak said:

I don't get the meltdown over his lack of fitness. It's been over two months since he last played a game and he's coming from a League that plays at a snails pace compared to the PL. When you see how (annoyingly) patient we're being with Hazard it's unsurprising we're careful with Pato.

Hiddink seems like a manager that prefers to play players that are 100%.

If we were so desperate to buy a striker/attacker that we'd take one who's a month from match fitness, why wouldn't we instead just get one who was fit? That's why I'm personally puzzled by this move.

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5 minutes ago, Pizy said:

If we were so desperate to buy a striker/attacker that we'd take one who's a month from match fitness, why wouldn't we instead just get one who was fit? That's why I'm personally puzzled by this move.

But tell me Pizy what strikers were available and would want to come here knowing we can't offer them the nr 1 striker position ? Let's face it whoever came in would have to play second fiddle to Costa. What quality striker would accept that ?

Also buying players in january is always difficult as clubs don't want to part with key players in the middle of the season.

And then there's also our whole situation we're in atm. Poor season, no CL next season and not knowing who our manager will be next season.