Alexandre Pato

[Azpinator 2,325]

He's only 26? Wow. That's younger than Messi. I thought he was at least 30 judging by his career so far.

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

Lolz at Emenalo's jacket. Does he seriously wear a hoody to work? Who does he think he is, a retired jazz bassist?  I know its casual friday but wtf. Patos outfit however is classy AF and he looks genuinely delighted to be here. Other than that you can't be more superficial than the people behind this signing really.

[the wes 7,212]

[Eidur the Spider 4,515]

Welcome Pato! 

Clean slate, all of my support, lets get behind him and hope he gets scoring and performing.

UP THE CHELSEAAA!!

[Spike 12,049]

Fuck EA's FIFA.

[Styles 9,790]

12 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

Lolz at Emenalo's jacket. Does he seriously wear a hoody to work? Who does he think he is, a retired jazz bassist?  I know its casual friday but wtf. Patos outfit however is classy AF and he looks genuinely delighted to be here. Other than that you can't be more superficial than the people behind this signing really.

 

Swagless post.

Big Mike really has them mad out here.

Emenalo just wrapped up a low risk, high reward signing and is about to hit the town. Let my brodie live.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Tried being optimistic with Falcao. Remy. Eto. Ba. and Torres. 

Whatever. 

 

[Styles 9,790]

6 minutes ago, Blue-in-me-Veins said:

Tried being optimistic with Falcao. Remy. Eto. Ba. and Torres. 

Whatever. 

 

Believe. Mike got us.

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Just now, Styles said:

Believe. Mike got us.

 

Think Pato will have any success here? 

Haven't watched a min of his football since he departed Milan, and he does come across as highly motivated at this move.

As for Big Mike. Nah, I ain't sweating his talents, but trust in the board as a whole is at an all-time low.  

[Styles 9,790]

Just now, Blue-in-me-Veins said:

 

Think Pato will have any success here? 

Haven't watched a min of his football since he departed Milan, and he does come across as highly motivated at this move.

As for Big Mike. Nah, I ain't sweating his talents, but trust in the board as a whole is at an all-time low.  

Honestly, I have no idea about Pato. I haven't watched him play since like 2011? Give or take a year

Looking at his recent record he seems to have been able to stay fit and score goals. And with reported wages of about 30k this is the very definition of low risk, high reward. 

[Nero 1,868]

Any Gentleman knows, unbutton when you sit

[Gilvorak 3,734]

Emenalo fans stay winning. Another astute deal in the transfer market. Low risk, high reward type player. But but "he ain't the same player anymore" says the guy who hasn't watched Pato in 5 years. Clean slate for a player who'll be eager to impress in limited time.

[Pizy 18,850]

5 minutes ago, Gilvorak said:

Emenalo fans stay winning. Another astute deal in the transfer market. Low risk, high reward type player. But but "he ain't the same player anymore" says the guy who hasn't watched Pato in 5 years. Clean slate for a player who'll be eager to impress in limited time.

Many said the same about Falcao. 

[Thendo 1,088]

Seems absolutely buzzing to be here thats atleast something, hope he can show the same desire on the pitch.

I Really wish this will work out well but I have my doubts...

[Sir Mikel OBE 4,920]

2 hours ago, the wes said:

As someone who has not played FIFA since 12, that is kind of shocking.

 

Even more shocking is that he is only 26. Seems like he has been on the scene for well over a decade.