Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Its not worth the virtual ink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,570 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 What a Bad Passes,First Touch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 played crap last 5 games, scores 6 goals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukakutoStamford 779 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Yes, scoring goals is part of a striker's job. However, please notice he is scoring most them against Championship quality teams. In Torres's "reign" at Chelsea he has appeared in 94 games with 25 goals and 14 assists; however when you look at the numbers you begin to see things a bit more clearly ....5 Goals 1 Assist v. Genk 2 Goals 2 Assists v. Leicester2 Assists v. Portsmith1 Goal 1 Assist v. Wolves2 Goals v. FC Nords1 Goal v. Leeds1 goal v. Monterrey 12 Goals and 4 Assists against championship level teams3 Goals v. QPR1 Goal 1 Assist v. Aston Villa1 Goal v. Swansea1 Goal v. Reading1 Goal v. Norwich2 Goals v. Sudnerland1 Goal 1 Assist v. West Ham1 Goal 2 assists v. Newscastle9 Goals and 2 Assist against mid table PL teams.1 Goal 1 Assist v. Manchester United1 Goal v. Manchester City 1 Goal v. Arsenal3 Goals and 1 assist against top 5 PL clubs1 Goal v. Barcelona1 Assist v. Benefica2 Assists v. Leverkusen1 Goal v. Shaktar2 Goals 3 assists against top European competition Las7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 played crap last 5 games, scores 6 goals! Whats your point?You may as well say played crap 94 games scored 25 goals. ChelseaChelsea and Miracle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle 249 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 For all those advocating the thought of playing Torres + another striker, he played for 13 hours with Drogba on the pitch, both 4-4-2 and 4-3-3, and he never scored one goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumps 284 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I just read through pages 1 - 3 of this thread!it does make me chuckle, I reccomend you do it for teh lulz.I agree with those saying Torres can't play with another striker. TBH though i dont think it'll make adifference because at the moment when we attack we attack in numbers...I also think a new main superstar striker (falcao) will only be bought if Torres is sold. if we have 2 strikers that expect to play every game, one will get upset (torres and drogba). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDA 9,937 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Of fuck Torres. Just get rid of him once and for good ... HE WILL NEVER be a great player like he once was, ever again. Send him home and then we can lock his shocking time at Chelsea away with this depressing thread. The Mak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Lamps 11,692 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Mate, it's German for "the Torres, the".Errr....not quite. In german we have 3. articles: "der" for masculine nouns, "die" for feminine and "das" for neuter. You'd never translate "the Torres, the " into "die Torres, die", cos the article "the" either refers to Torres, so it should be (surprise!) masculine thus "der Torres, der". Just to put that right. i remember s.o. trying to learn a bit of our language. 5 Goals 1 Assist v. Genksure? thought it was 2 but also 2 against Nordsjaelland. Well, whatevs, your point is right, though. Torres does socre against teams of lesser quality in matches of lesser importance. Should have scored against Liverpool, ManU and Corinthians and many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edetarod 2,155 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I just read through pages 1 - 3 of this thread!it does make me chuckle, I reccomend you do it for teh lulz.I agree with those saying Torres can't play with another striker. TBH though i dont think it'll make adifference because at the moment when we attack we attack in numbers...I also think a new main superstar striker (falcao) will only be bought if Torres is sold. if we have 2 strikers that expect to play every game, one will get upset (torres and drogba).haha, you're right it was funnyit's been a 2 year long nightmare since theni don't think i'll ever understand why we're letting him play for us week in week out, dragging our club down to the groundevery person at the club responsible for this should be embarrassed of himself Las7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! CHOULO19 24,332 Posted December 20, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted December 20, 2012 For all those advocating the thought of playing Torres + another striker, he played for 13 hours with Drogba on the pitch, both 4-4-2 and 4-3-3, and he never scored one goal.True. Moreover in that time, Drogba only scored 1 goal. I'm sure you'll all remember which one was it.. Hutcho, Las7, Kieran. and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Whats your point?You may as well say played crap 94 games scored 25 goals.my point is he has played crap in his last 5 games and scored 6 goals! deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 my point is he has played crap in his last 5 games and scored 6 goals! deal with it! That is not a point, that is a correct opinion put next to a fact, followed by a meaningless statement and an emoticon that doesn't make sense in the context of the text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 That is not a point, that is a correct opinion put next to a fact, followed by a meaningless statement and an emoticon that doesn't make sense in the context of the text.ok thanks for that. Have i offended you by stating some facts about Torres? let me tell you again this guy Torres has been awful in his last 5 games and has still scored 6 goals! deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 ok thanks for that. Have i offended you by stating some facts about Torres? let me tell you again this guy Torres has been awful in his last 5 games and has still scored 6 goals! deal with it! Yes, you have definitely offended me by posting the same comment 3 times... Although torres' performance has apparantly changed from being crap to being awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.