Fernando Torres

[Domino- 116]

No

[TomCFC 357]

Five reasons Nando will succeed under AVB - http://bleacherreport.com/articles/748118-fernando-torres-5-reasons-he-will-succeed-under-villa-boas

[dodojojo 510]

Nando "acting"

LOL, Torres is so bad he's good. Love the guy, he makes the best worst ads ever. Youtube him for "hairdresser", "tennis" and "dogs".

[Term-X 7,891]

Nando "acting"

LOL, Torres is so bad he's good. Love the guy, he makes the best worst ads ever. Youtube him for "hairdresser", "tennis" and "dogs".

..........

[dodojojo 510]

If you know the story behind that ad, then you know Torres makes the best ads. He looks like he's just stepped on poo most of the time, but he does have a good sense of humor. And he's okay with poking fun at himself.

[Caeruleus 1,148]

I must be honest, Fernando Torres is not likable player to me. I can't expalin why. Probably he is not type of player that I prefer. And I think he is overpriced. I think that was better to wait till summer and than use that 60 mils of euros and bring two good player to club for that price.

[Sheva. 5,373]

There is a report on NOTW, about AVB hiring Torres his own Fitness coach

NOTW exclusive from @NeilAshton_NOTW: New Chelsea boss gives Torres his own fitness coach

^ That is from their twitter account, can't read the story though as i'm not subscribed to their site.

[dodojojo 510]

The Telegraph is reporting it too. Telegragh

But I think this is more a Chelsea hire rather than a AVB one. I ran across this news in a Spanish article more than 2 weeks ago. I think Ortega was hired and AVB hasn't objected to keeping him on. Spanish source

[Domino- 116]

Success

[TomCFC 357]

I'm all for anything to help him.

[Domino- 116]

hope

[lionsden 4,689]

Yeah and while we are at it. we should also provide him with his own personal chef,nanny,dish washer,bathroom cleaner and of-course a personal maid whose specific duties involves wiping his ass and tying his shoe laces..

[LDN Blue 7,903]

Yeah and while we are at it. we should also provide him with his own personal chef,nanny,dish washer,bathroom cleaner and of-course a personal maid whose specific duties involves wiping his ass and tying his shoe laces..

So.. Rafa Benitez?

[lionsden 4,689]

So.. Rafa Benitez?

BINGO :goodpost:

[Peace. 4,352]

Ridiculous. Does he also need us to pay him a bunch of russian prostitutes to play decently ?