We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I was just listening to ones on NBC i think, for the Olympics, didnt get their names.Theres just something about English commentators that make the game easier to watch.goes for many other sports to. Except motor racing, I dunno why lol but british commentators don't work in motor racing.I dont even like hearing NZ or Australian commentators.Cos us English have sexy voices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojo 4,676 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Lads if you fancy a fight I'm available. Word to the wise though- there comes a point, roughly about 10 punches in anywhere on my body, where hitting me will actually hurt you more than me. Bone strength .Also an advantage of being bone thin is you have razors for elbows. I could elbow a John Terry-sized person in the face/testicles and knock him out.Your names Eric, so you're probably fat, just like Cartman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Cos us English have sexy voices?That must be it!! I melt in lust everytime I hear Martin Tylers voiceEnglish women do. The soft English accent, not the hardcore cockney accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Phil Liggett has one of the greatest voices in commentating history, and he has an English accent.Shame his age/American TV have robbed him of his intelligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I suppose to a certain extent it comes down to the origin of the sport as to which accent sounds best. Eg: NRL - Aussie accent is bestNFL - American accent is bestRugby - I reckon south African or NZF1 - English or maybe GermanNASCAR - American The list goes on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Why people who play shinty/hockey wear shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Why people who play shinty/hockey wear shorts The fuck is shinty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 The fuck is shinty?just like hockey but u can flick the ball up and wallop it at cunts.. well your not meant to be u can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 just like hockey but u can flick the ball up and wallop it at cunts.. well your not meant to be u canOnly in Scotland......Tough, scary bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Only in Scotland......Tough, scary bastards!Ireland too I think, or is that Gaelic football. Probably both tbh they're nearly as mental as us!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. 2,742 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 I don't mind fat people lol i just don't get why ppl get soooooooo obesely massive. They deserve to get a heart attack.To be honest, i could list 100 things and be here all day because some things do bug me but these 2 are the things that get me the most. I won't even go onto the ppl who are claiming benefits because of drug/alcohol abuse. I'll leave that for another day.thats bang out of order saying that my Grandad died due to a heart attack and yer he was a little over weight aswell, just like i am and to be fair it does not bother me at all so it shouldnt bother you to be fair mate.and to wish heart attack on people is wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Lads if you fancy a fight I'm available. Word to the wise though- there comes a point, roughly about 10 punches in anywhere on my body, where hitting me will actually hurt you more than me. Bone strength .Also an advantage of being bone thin is you have razors for elbows. I could elbow a John Terry-sized person in the face/testicles and knock him out.I'm a fucking filthy fighter so I'd probably headbutt you in the face, boot you in the stomach and bollocks and then dislocate one of your knees just for the hell of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. 2,742 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Lads if you fancy a fight I'm available. Word to the wise though- there comes a point, roughly about 10 punches in anywhere on my body, where hitting me will actually hurt you more than me. Bone strength .Also an advantage of being bone thin is you have razors for elbows. I could elbow a John Terry-sized person in the face/testicles and knock him out.ill take that challenge fella bare in mind tho that im 6 ft 2 to and nearly 20 stone and from what youve said one punch from me will crumble you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran. 6,317 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Animal cruelty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Oh, yes, and another thing I can't understand: smokers. I've had a few acquaintances who picked up smoking even though they knew it was a bad thing and nobody forced them to do it. It's actually quite comical because, first, they put themselves in a very intense and unnecessary dilemma. They feel obliged to smoke, but they realize there's nothing good about smoking. Even their friends who already smoke tell them it's not worth it, but eventually they end up doing it anyway, and in a little while, they're hooked up and hate themselves for having started in the first place. What's up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. 2,742 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Oh, yes, and another thing I can't understand: smokers. I've had a few acquaintances who picked up smoking even though they knew it was a bad thing and nobody forced them to do it. It's actually quite comical because, first, they put themselves in a very intense and unnecessary dilemma. They feel obliged to smoke, but they realize there's nothing good about smoking. Even their friends who already smoke tell them it's not worth it, but eventually they end up doing it anyway, and in a little while, they're hooked up and hate themselves for having started in the first place. What's up with that?i used to smoke glad i dont anyore i will admit and did when i smoked, i used to do it when i was board and i know theses other things i can do to cure that lol and i started as a dare from a mate he said i dare you to smoke this and the rest is history, best thing i ever did tho giving that up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 Racism/discrimination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,539 Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 i cannot understand why women pay good money to make themselves cry. be it from reading a "weepy" book or watching a "tearjerker" movie . yet if a guy makes them cry for free we gotta sleep with one eye open.i cannot understand why women can go out for a girlie night out on the gin and comeback looking like they have just been to an Alice Cooper convention every fookin` friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 It's stupid to build muscles in order to attract women, if you want serious relationship woman should not like you only on looks, otherwise it won't last long...Those are good reasons to work out:1. TestosteroneThis one is mostly for the gents (sorry ladies) and it applies to weight training. Testosterone is the essence of manhood. When you lift weights and gradually increase the level of resistance, your muscles produce testosterone. This gives you the energy, stamina, and aggressiveness you need to take on the world.On days after a big weight training work out, I’ve experience a significant increase in energy. I tend to pop out of bed (I’m usually groggy) and feel more vigorous over the course of the day.As if I need to be more aggressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 i cannot understand why women pay good money to make themselves cry. be it from reading a "weepy" book or watching a "tearjerker" movie . yet if a guy makes them cry for free we gotta sleep with one eye open.i cannot understand why women can go out for a girlie night out on the gin and comeback looking like they have just been to an Alice Cooper convention every fookin` friday.thats why i said women.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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