Oscar

[JaKstone 307]

Fucking HATE stuttered run-ups for penalties.

THIS is how you take a penalty:

(The Munich one was better but this is a better video)

To be fair I still have nightmares when I saw Luiz ready to hit that penalty. He is erratic and I was 100% sure he would miss it. Thank feck I was wrong.

[The Chels 2,502]

Fucking HATE stuttered run-ups for penalties.

THIS is how you take a penalty:

(The Munich one was better but this is a better video)

To be fair Oscar's penalty in that shootout was pretty damn good too.

[Special 59]

Even Hazard missed penalties lately, calm yourselves. He is shit right now but putting all the blame on him just because he missed the penalty is retarded. If he had scored this thread wouldn't even be active right now. Happens, move on and wait for the summer to make changes. Matic and Cahill we're just as shit if not worse.

It's not just this penalty. Most of the time he can't control the ball. He can't pass the ball correctly. We've lost lots of opportunities because of him and Ramires.

[JaKstone 307]

It's not just this penalty. Most of the time he can't control the ball. He can't pass the ball correctly. We've lost lots of opportunities because of him and Ramires.

He is shit, I get it and I agree with it. But there is no point in blaming one or another when we are stuck with them until the summer at least.

[communicate 2,703]

Unfortunately that's true. He's supposed to be hitting his prime and he has been awful. Glimpses of brilliance, but mostly underwhelming. And we gave up KDB and Mata for him. It is what it is.

I think we should blame Mou instead of Oscar. Mou like his no 10 to run and press which why he like willian/Oscar as his no 10. He will never be kdb type player but he is almost perfect for Mou no 10

[Rom2013 446]

To think Mourinho sold Mata and De Bruyne because he trusted more to this little and physically incredibly weak player. But hey, he completed some more nutmegs, that is what matters most!!!!

About Mata CHelsea can get him again when Mourinho arrives at Manchester. At Manchester people thjink Mata is a useless player and they are right.

Oscar is so... but so bad...

[Styles 9,790]

Oscar played his one good game of the month last weekend - unsurprisingly against the worst team in the league.

We play Scunthorpe in the third round of the FA Cup next month so expect that to be his decent January game.

[didierforever 7,349]

is juve still interested?

[Jase 43,479]

[Kieran. 6,317]

I can't believe how much we've sacrificed to put faith into this lad. What a fucking shame.

[stroey 2,525]

Guus Hiddink confirms that Oscar is #Chelsea’s number one penalty taker.

[Svita 10 186]

[Kieran. 6,317]

I miss G-Nev Tha God as a commentator

[didierforever 7,349]

damn... i have never seen any other player in the world who has lived off ONE SINGLE GAME the way oscar has.

i mean, people STILL posting that video!!! can someone post a compilation of his performance today?

[Kieran. 6,317]

damn... i have never seen any other player in the world who has lived off ONE SINGLE GAME the way oscar has.

i mean, people STILL posting that video!!! can someone post a compilation of his performance today?

Sure.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

is juve still interested?

No, thanks.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

Guus Hiddink confirms that Oscar is #Chelsea’s number one penalty taker.

[didierforever 7,349]

No, thanks.

are you sure? he will provide balance to juve.

USPs and conditions to succeed:

1.He is one of his kind. the world's only defensive no.10.

2.Play him once a month for half a season.

3.Please dont send him for international duty as it might cause him too much fatigue.