Wishlist Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[robsblubot 3,595]

Overrated: the bigger the match the more he vanishes (no we do not count as big anymore :()

Not great in the locker room: he's stupid, arrogant, and only says BS. Papers will love him!

Too old and will get an automatic starting spot... 

He does make sense though considering our signings have been pathetic lately.

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

People seriously still saying he doesn't turn up in big games? He proved them wrong on that years ago. 

[robsblubot 3,595]

9 hours ago, Alan Partridge said:

People seriously still saying he doesn't turn up in big games? He proved them wrong on that years ago. 

Ok say he does, still don't think so, but just for argument's sake: he's just too old at 34/35 especially for a striker who needs acceleration to make runs.

would take him a few years ago, but not now.

he plays in a far less physically demanding league.

[the wes 7,212]

[the wes 7,212]

It will be between Chelsea or utd ibra will end up with conte and mourinho are big fans of ibra 

[Pizy 18,859]

Has United galactico signing all over it. He's just the type of megastar Ed Woodward loves. He'll reunite with Mourinho and that's all we'll hear about this summer. Thankfully Zlatan is older so we won't have to see him destroying the PL for more than a season or two.

Not sure he fits in that Arsenal side. He's not mobile or quick enough. He's a bit lazy. They need a striker who is going to run in behind and sprint constantly like we have in Costa. Cavani would be perfect for them.

No CL kills any sliver of a chance he'd consider us.

[the wes 7,212]

[Kieran. 6,317]

7 hours ago, Pizy said:

Has United galactico signing all over it. He's just the type of megastar Ed Woodward loves. He'll reunite with Mourinho and that's all we'll hear about this summer. Thankfully Zlatan is older so we won't have to see him destroying the PL for more than a season or two.

Not sure he fits in that Arsenal side. He's not mobile or quick enough. He's a bit lazy. They need a striker who is going to run in behind and sprint constantly like we have in Costa. Cavani would be perfect for them.

No CL kills any sliver of a chance he'd consider us.

I was thinking if he won it this year with PSG it wouldn't absolutely kill us in trying to sign him. We'll see.

[Spike 12,049]

I think I'll add 'stop gap' to the list of terms and phrases I dislike.

[nyikolajevics 2,690]

Now it's official that he leaves PSG.

 

He doesn't have confidence issues for sure:

 

 

[xPetrCechx 13,571]

To italy imo...

[MichaelDance 552]

On 17 March 2016 at 7:28 AM, Alan Partridge said:

People seriously still saying he doesn't turn up in big games? He proved them wrong on that years ago. 

 

Hear hear and he killed us this season :L

[lucio 5,418]

i'd take him instantly.

[GhanaBoy 104]

china bound