Wishlist Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[Muzchap 8,966]

41 minutes ago, Leif said:

Zlatan doesn't age as fast as others. Through meditation he's slowed his heart rate down to the point that every year to us has become half a year to him. I'd say he's 29.

He's still no Chuck Norris!!!

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

Still in top form he's good for another 2-3 years 

sign him!

[the wes 7,212]

6 hours ago, petre.ispirescu said:

Didn't Conte try to sign him in 2013 while at Juve?

Recording to this link conte was interested in ibra when conte was at juventus http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/conte-would-welcome-ibrahimovic-back-juventus-3863171 

[the wes 7,212]

5 minutes ago, Alan Partridge said:

Still in top form he's good for another 2-3 years 

 

In Serie A yes English league no 

[Beigl 1,387]

I would rather sign a young striker like Dybala. I really don't like Ibrahimovic, he is similar to Mourinho and likes to speak garbage to the press.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Another pointless stop-gap signing for 1-2 years whilst we should be looking at young strikers.

[Cosmin 2,484]

I wonder who's able to understand some Chelsea fans anymore. "We don't sign world class players anymore! Why? Why?" -> rumour appears about signing Zlatan -> "Hey, we should sign YOUNG players instead".

Bruh, Zlatan is one of football's greatest and it doesn't matter how old he is. Look at how he plays, for Christ's sake! He bangs them for fun, he's a leader, he's just brilliant. It would be a huge hit if we manage to sign him. He's not like Mourinho. He's just Zlatan. He's a crazy and funny guy, but NOT toxic. 

[Alan Partridge 1,124]

12 hours ago, the wes said:

In Serie A yes English league no 

The guy is about 6'4! Very skilful and strong. He doesn't need pace to score goals. He's scored lots of goals everywhere he's played 

[Pizy 18,877]

Don't necessarily think signing a stop-gap or two for this coming season would be a bad thing. We need to ensure we finish in the CL places at all costs.

After Drogba, Zlatan is my all time favorite striker so I'd have him here for a year or two no questions asked. He's still highly effective and would destroy the majority of PL defenses. He's also a player who opposing teams fear even if he's not scoring. Just his huge presence is intimidating and forces defenders to remain weary.

Unfortunately, I think he'll follow Mourinho to United. 

[manpe 10,861]

Wouldn't mind him as a stop-gap either if we sell Costa. He'd light a fire under other players' butts with his attitude and status. Doesn't rely on pace, still in exemplary physical shape despite age, clinical finisher. Legendary striker. And his nose still hasn't reached England.

[the wes 7,212]

5 hours ago, Alan Partridge said:

He's scored lots of goals everywhere he's played 

Eto'o was doing the same as well but he didn't turn out so great for Chelsea 

[Sovieticus 743]

3 minutes ago, the wes said:

Eto'o was doing the same as well but he didn't turn out so great for Chelsea 

Because Eto'o used to rely on his pace.

[Yeboii 1,844]

3 minutes ago, the wes said:

Eto'o was doing the same as well but he didn't turn out so great for Chelsea 

I thought Eto'o did well here!

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

I love Zlatan's brand of arrogance.

However, I can't see him willing to be out of the CL.  I see him at Utd or Bayern.  He hasn't played in England or Germany, I think he'll be in one of those leagues next.  He's still too good for MLS

[Chelsea4 1,521]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic could join Antonio Conte in London this summer as ACMilan look set to miss out on their former star. (GdS)