Eden Hazard

[Spike 12,049]

I live in a ghetto (or at least what half the little teenage shits round here think it is) most famous for where Fred and Rose West lived and mass murdered!

I can see where you are coming from. I would love where I live if it was closer to somewhere. Surely England couldn't be all bad.

Also, Belgian isn't a language, they speak French and Dutch in Belgium.

[Superblue 6,372]

I can see where you are coming from. I would love where I live if it was closer to somewhere. Surely England couldn't be all bad.

Also, Belgian isn't a language, they speak French and Dutch in Belgium.

Nah england isn't all bad and it's so small you wouldn't have problems living in the middle of nowhere.

True i never knew that about belgium - fucks up my assumption then! Would lukaku speak french?

[capriccioso 2,545]

I live in a ghetto (or at least what half the little teenage shits round here think it is) most famous for where Fred and Rose West lived and mass murdered!

I live in Liverpool, NSW. Where a primary school is 5 minutes from a brothel, and said brothel is opposite a government dole money service. There are on average one drive by shooting and 4 stabbings a week. Australia's no paradise, either.

What is he, an idiot? It'll take him a month at most to learn rudimentary English.

[Superblue 6,372]

I live in Liverpool, NSW. Where a primary school is 5 minutes from a brothel, and said brothel is opposite a government dole money service. There are on average one drive by shooting and 4 stabbings a week. Australia's no paradise, either.

What is he, an idiot? It'll take him a month at most to learn rudimentary English.

Yeah guess everywhere's got problems and issues. Could be worse though cap...you could live in liverpool, england!!!

And i'm sure we could bring dennis wise back for a month to give him a crash course of swear words and cockney rhyming slang!

[Spike 12,049]

Nah england isn't all bad and it's so small you wouldn't have problems living in the middle of nowhere.

True i never knew that about belgium - fucks up my assumption then! Would lukaku speak french?

Lukaku is from Antwerp where they speak Dutch. He played for Anderlecht which is in the Brussels region where both French and Dutch are spoken. He may have a grasp of French.

Orange is Dutch

Red is French

Green is German

Brussles is the tiny area with both orange and red. Antwerp is too the far north bordering Netherlands.

[royg 96]

Well surely he speaks Belgian?!

Seeing as we're buying half the country's players I'm sure he'll be ok. Lukaku obviously speaks fluent English and pretty sure De Bruyne and Courtois do too so should be no problems there! Don't provide needless excuses to keep hold of Malouda!

Dont you see the sarcasm in "Highly waged interpreter" I'm in the same boat dude... I also wish we could sell malouda. With all the rumors KDB, Lukaku, Courtois being loaned who else will speak Belgian?

[1chelsea 864]

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[Spike 12,049]

Dont you see the sarcasm in "Highly waged interpreter" I'm in the same boat dude... I also wish we could sell malouda. With all the rumors KDB, Lukaku, Courtois being loaned who else will speak Belgian?

As I told Superblue, Belgian isn't a language. French and Dutch are spoken in Belgium with a German minority.

[Tomo 21,751]

Nah england isn't all bad and it's so small you wouldn't have problems living in the middle of nowhere.

I live in North Devon, and it's a 45 minute bus trip followed by a 1 hour 15 minute train ride to Exeter and getting there that's only on the edge of what we could call the rest of the country.

[Superblue 6,372]

Dont you see the sarcasm in "Highly waged interpreter" I'm in the same boat dude... I also wish we could sell malouda. With all the rumors KDB, Lukaku, Courtois being loaned who else will speak Belgian?

Apparently noone, in my high level of wisdom i made the language up!

[Superblue 6,372]

I live in North Devon, and it's a 45 minute bus trip followed by a 1 hour 15 minute train ride to Exeter and getting there that's only on the edge of what we could call the rest of the country.

That's a lovely part of the country for the two weeks every year of 'hot weather' england gets!

[Spike 12,049]

I live in North Devon, and it's a 45 minute bus trip followed by a 1 hour 15 minute train ride to Exeter and getting there that's only on the edge of what we could call the rest of the country.

It takes me 10 hours to travel to Brisbane. That is about 900km.

As many of you may have realised by now, I'm a fan of Belgium. I would love to live there, but what city?

[Tomo 21,751]

Apparently noone, in my high level of wisdom i made the language up!

There are practically 4 town's, take the town's away and it would just be woodland's all the way to Exeter bar a few villages.

[capriccioso 2,545]

How hard can it be to learn basic, football oriented English?

'Sorry ref'

'Yes boss'

'I think we were fantastic'

'No, I do not want to move. I am happy here'

'Yes, Salomon, I'll tell the boss to give you a new deal'

That'll do him fine for a while.

[Spike 12,049]

There are practically 4 town's, take the town's away and it would just be woodland's all the way to Exeter bar a few villages.

It sounds rather nice to be honest. It couldn't be worse than living in the desert!