New chants/songs for our players.

[Leif 6,006]

Let's just keep this short and simple.

Here you can post your own chant ideas for our players, other teams players, and everything football-chant related in general.

(If there's already a similar topic, just delete this one.)

I'll start us off with one example someone just came up with on Facebook -

"No income tax, No V.A.T, No money back, No Champions League..Black or White, Rich or poor, Goodbye Bale and Adebayoooorrrr."

[Wilson 358]

I was singing this with mates, we made it up based Liverpools song about us...

Version 1:

Fuck off Tottenham FC, you ain't got no history! And we couldn't give a fuck, because we've won the European cup and that's what we call history!

Version 2:

Carefree, wherever you may be, we are the famous CFC, and we don't give a fuck, because we are writing history!

[Kez 2,727]

I was singing this with mates, we made it up based Liverpools song about us...

Version 1:

Fuck off Tottenham FC, you ain't got no history! And we couldn't give a fuck, because we've won the European cup and that's what we call history!

We are not Liverpool. Lets not talk about iiiiiiissssstoooorieeeeee

Second one is better.

[Spike 12,049]

I just wrote this:

Sung to the tune of London Loves - Blur

The Russian has taken us over

The football is magic

And he feels lucky

And he's got money

London loves the history made by Chelsea's stars

London loves Petr, Lamps and Drogba

London loves the way Munich falls apart

London loves they way no one stands a chance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRMKB9WUars

[St Abramovich 175]

Ki sera seri(spelling)

We went to Germany

We fucked them up

We took the cup

And all in Germany

[Shane 2,275]

Mario Gomez is a blue, is a blue.

[Kezza 1,965]

Ramires, Ramires

He won't stop runnin

Ramires

[capriccioso 2,545]

Joseeee Bo-sing-waaa

Jose Bo-sing-wa

Repeat.

[captainjt26 106]

A bit like the united song for anderson

Ashley Cole ..cole cole

Hes always in the zone

Ashley Cole ..cole ..cole

Hes always on patrol

Up the wing , Down the wing

He is a left back king

He has cash and is flash

and he'll shit on fabregas

..... I gotta admit i think thats pretty good !

[capriccioso 2,545]

To quote the Ivory Coast flag Drogba had:

WHO NEEDS MESSI, WHEN WE'VE GOT KALOU

WHO NEEDS MESSI, WHEN WE'VE GOT KALOU

(should sound like the nursery rhyme, 10 green bottles)

[Jusek 2,031]

Song for Ramires, we need a song for Ramires, song for Ramiiiiiiiiiireeeeess, we need a song for Ramiiiiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeeeeeessss...

[BlueLion. 21,491]

Something simple like THURSDAY NIGHT, CHANNEL 5 will do for me when it comes to games against the Y-words.

[TomCFC 356]

ITV4 have exclusive Europa League rights now (no more C5), so they won't even be on terrestrial TV.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Fuck you Tottenham

.....Repeat

[Kez 2,727]

ITV4 have exclusive Europa League rights now (no more C5), so they won't even be on terrestrial TV.

LOL ^

DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE.

JOHN TERRY HAS WON THE DOUBLE!

& THE SHIT FROM THE LANE HAVE WON FUCK ALL AGAIN

JOHN TERRY HAS WON THE DOUBLE!

[Superblue 6,331]

There's only one Di Matteo, one Di Matteo;

Watch Europa at the lane;

Cos Spurs won fuck all again;

And we're winning in a Chelsea wonderland!

[James 5,139]

'Ryan Bertrand, woah, Ryan Bertrand, woah, he's following in Ashley's steps, he is gonna be the best !'

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

have u ever seen arsenal win the european cup

have u ever seen arsenal win the european cup

have u ever seen arsenal ever seen arsenalllllllllllllllllllllllllll

have u ever seen arsenal win the cup, fuck no!

hahaha works with totenham, west ham!

oh man so great to be king of kings!