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So 0.02% of the population get to choose the next PM

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, the favourite, will be the 20th PM from Eton. Why is he the only one called by his middle name ?? Some vain attempt to make the racist cunt affable ??

When he was in the Bullingdon club they did such jolly japes as burning £50 notes in front of the homeless

Hilarious as more MPs backing the favourite so they will get a cabinet job off him such as Priti 'Greedy' Patel, the biggest expense claimer in Parliament, (232 items this year claiming £145 000) whose husband is paid £25 000 a year with our money to run her office, even though he already has two jobs. What a bunch of cunts.

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6 hours ago, OneMoSalah said:

British politicians and politics. Absolute nightmare. Thats all I will say. As a Scotsman, we need to get the fuck away from these idiots running the UK. As does the rest of the UK. Crooks and liars.

Would you want independence from the UK?

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5 hours ago, Supermonkey92 said:

Would you want independence from the UK?

I think for Scotland to be fairly represented, we would have to be independent. Definitely not happening at the minute. After the whole independence referendum a lot of things were said and nothing ever came of them. Majority of politicians are wankers everywhere so doesnt help but think being independent wouldnt be the worst thing. Obviously pros and cons for both of it but Scotland didnt want to leave the EU, majority in each county voted to remain. Whether I agree or not, look how that went.

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On 14/06/2019 at 1:15 PM, Fulham Broadway said:

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Cameron second from left and Johnson bottom right looking like Duran Duran rejects

At least Duran Duran members did not stick their todgers in a dead pig skull.:D

Image result for cameron pig fucker

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11 minutes ago, Fulham Broadway said:

Michael Gove is worse, he stuck his in a Daily Mail journalist

Drug hypocrite Gove: Would-be PM hosted cocaine-fuelled party at London flat just hours after writing article condemning the Class A drug - as his former aide is blamed for forcing him to confess

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7119791/Michael-Gove-hosted-cocaine-fuelled-party-London-flat-hours-condemning-Class-drug.html

 

 

A 'five-in-a-bed romp' and the jealous rage that led Michael Gove to fight dirty with a love rival... and that’s far from his only risque confrontation – as the concluding part of our startling series reveals

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7125657/A-five-bed-romp-jealous-rage-led-Michael-Gove-fight-dirty-love-rival.html

 

Michael Gove thought GDP meant Great Drugs Party

https://newsthump.com/2019/06/08/michael-gove-thought-gdp-meant-great-drugs-party/

Prime Minister in waiting, Michael Gove, had a very different idea of the Gross Domestic Product after spending the nineties whacked off his tits on beak.

 

Friend, Penny Mordant, says Britain’s next Prime Minister should not be ashamed of his love affair with freebasing the ching.

“He used to line up two bowls side by side filled to the brim with the finest Colombian marching powder,” she said.

“He called it The Double Dip.”

 

roflmaoooooooooo

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54 minutes ago, 11Drogba said:

 

 

She don't half look creepy like Carrie in her prom dress. She's so used to sycophants listening to her vacuous bullshit it's good when people blank her even if it is the likes of May and Macron. Have you ever heard anything so utterly fucking ridiculous as the first daughter?

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#Unwantedivanka: awkward moment at G20 prompts slew of Trump parodies

Photoshopped images show president’s daughter as interloper at historic moments

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/01/unwantedivanka-awkward-moment-at-g20-prompts-slew-of-trump-parodies

Ivanka Trump’s prominent role at the G20 summit over the weekend, and her presence at the Korean demilitarised zone with her father, has inspired a slew of parodies under the hashtag #unwantedivanka.

Following an awkward encounter in Osaka, in which Trump appeared to muscle in on a conversation with world leaders, the president’s daughter and senior White House advisor has been photoshopped into significant moments in history, ranging from the signing of the US declaration of independence to the Japanese surrender at the end of the second world war.

The flurry of #unwantedivaka tweets came after a callout on Twitter from US journalist Erin Ryan. One tweet placed the former fashion entrepreneur at the Yalta peace conference alongside Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin.

Another tweet pictured her standing alongside Martin Luther King. She was also photoshopped beside Colin Kaepernik kneeling during the national anthem, at Prince Harry’s wedding and in the White House situation room when Osama Bin Laden was captured.

Others showed her on set of the television show Friends, crossing Abbey Road with the Beatles, on stage with Beyoncé and as the titular character in hit 80s movie ET.

Ivanka Trump’s appointment to her father’s staff in 2017 raised eyebrows because of her apparent lack of qualifications to be a senior presidential adviser.

In April Donald Trump confirmed he had considered naming her to head the World Bank, and also said he thought she would have been a great UN ambassador.

“She’s a natural diplomat,” Trump said. “She would’ve been great at the United Nations, as an example.”

Ivanka’s presence at the weekend of international set-piece events came under fire from New York Democratic congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who said it “hurts our diplomatic standing”. Her criticism followed the release of a 19-second video of Ivanka Trump appearing to try to join a conversation between French president Emmanuel Macron, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau, International Monetary Fund director Christine Lagarde and British prime minister Theresa May.

Before the US presidential party left South Korea, Ivanka Trump was once again in the spotlight, pictured addressing US troops at a military base. As her father called her up to the stage with the US secretary of state, Mike Pompeo, he quipped that they were “beauty and the beast” and that Ivanka would “steal the show”.

“What a beautiful couple,” Trump said.

 

 

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The prime minister who got us into this Brexit mess a few years back went to the same school and joined the same supper club at the same university as the privileged peroxide prat who will most likely be prime minister in a few weeks’ time. Nobody thinks that is an uncanny coincidence. It’s how Britain works. It’s also why it’s not working.

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