Closed Chelsea v Barcelona

[Kezza 1,965]

Oh dear. It's clearly satire.

Back of the Net is like a football version of The Onion - have a read, it's hilarious!

So it is just a wind up? lol

Edit: After reading some of his stuff, I feel like such a gullible knob

Good reads though

[Au blues 29]

i have a feeling it'll be Kalou in the end

You might be right but just a thought strength and brilliance and work rate either way we need our wingers to stop or harass the back three passing stop them there and fluidity diminishes

But fuck me having a beer it's 8.30 pm don't think I'll,sleep tonight 4.30am here we go

[Ollie 4,400]

He scored 1 goal, a great goal in 2006 against Macclesfield in the FA Cup.

He scored against Forest too in the FA Cup so he's scored 2.

[Kezza 1,965]

If he comes on tonight, hope he smashes one home

[Strike 7,200]

He scored against Forest too in the FA Cup so he's scored 2.

He was on the line. i don't think it should count but it does anyway. 2 goals fr the great mikel!

[capriccioso 2,545]

He scored against Forest too in the FA Cup so he's scored 2.

I didn't know that. Well spotted, sir :tophat:

[capriccioso 2,545]

You might be right but just a thought strength and brilliance and work rate either way we need our wingers to stop or harass the back three passing stop them there and fluidity diminishes

But fuck me having a beer it's 8.30 pm don't think I'll,sleep tonight 4.30am here we go

I'm skipping uni tomorrow. The things we Aussie's do to watch our Chelsea

[capriccioso 2,545]

Yeah, just hope they under estimate him.

And the rest of the team as well. Complacency is hopefully their biggest weakness- maybe they'll think we're a bye to the final.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

Guys I am little bit confused now, so far I tought Mikel haven't scored goal for Chelsea yet

he's never scored in the league mate. That's what your thinking of I assume

[Au blues 29]

I'm skipping uni tomorrow. The things we Aussie's do to watch our Chelsea

Spoke to my boss said its ok to be late good bloke he will be watching aswell hates Barca

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/backofthenet/archive/2012/04/18/lionel-messi-thought-gary-cahill-was-just-a-turn-of-phrase.aspx

lol Fuck I laughed at that article. It's a bit disrespectful but Gary cahill.

[BlueSanti 290]

he's never scored in the league mate. That's what your thinking of I assume

I guess that's it.

[petr.breu 1,618]

I'm just texting with my girlfriend, who little bit supports Barcelona ("oh, guardiola is so handsome and messi is so good"), whose team will loses - will sleep on the couch... Wish me luck, our couch is so short...

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I'm just texting with my girlfriend, who little bit supports Barcelona ("oh, guardiola is so handsome and messi is so good"), whose team will loses - will sleep on the couch... Wish me luck, our couch is so short...

Make her sleep on the floor instead!

[Strike 7,200]

I'm just texting with my girlfriend, who little bit supports Barcelona ("oh, guardiola is so handsome and messi is so good"), whose team will loses - will sleep on the couch... Wish me luck, our couch is so short...

Screw your girlfriend (pun intended)

[Beirut_Blues 306]

lol Fuck I laughed at that article. It's a bit disrespectful but Gary cahill.

I hope he scores against them.... They're clearly making fun of the guy.. I can't imagine a team of Barcelona's size & importance to not carefully study each and every one of their opposing players..

Disrespectful cunts.. I really wana beat them i fukken despise them.

[warnie_666 1,081]

fuck yourself.

Haha...so you are one of those depressed pessimistic fans who thinks we will get beat by Barcelona hands down.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

I'm skipping uni tomorrow. The things we Aussie's do to watch our Chelsea

Why not just record the game and watch it later instead of skipping Uni? Although I can't blame you, Lectures are soooo boring. Luckily I've got a one week break from Uni so I can watch Chelsea!