Non-Chelsea Transfer Pub

[Special Juan 28,141]

It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it.

Hope she had cracking time though

[YorkshireBlue 3,272]

25 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it.

Hope she had cracking time though

Split arse cunt ain't she lol

[the wes 7,212]

43 minutes ago, Special Juan said:

It's alright, Marina fucked off to Italy, free holiday, had 4 summits and came home with fuck all to show for it.

Hope she had cracking time though

Don't forget her free holiday to nice aswell where she was reported ready to sign two new players 

[Vesper 30,153]

1 hour ago, Blusan Alamb said:

I am a bit worried now. Good players are not available at the moment, so we could end up making the same mistakes as before i.e. buying average players.

Plenty of good players left, the other leagues are just waiting for our window to close for inbounds so we don't drive up prices. The FA fucked us in the arse and didn't even buy us chocolates.

I only list position we are in trouble in

 

GK 

Thomas Strakosha (loan them Courtois for the last year of contract to give them over a year to replace Strakosha, we will lose him on a free anyway next summer)

Alphonse Areola <<<< best easy buy

Jasper Cillessen ( we should have swapped Alonso for him, as Barca sold Digne and no real LB back-up now of quality, but we waited too long to buy LB replacent)

Gianluigi Donnarumma (much harder now that CAS reversed AC Miln'a Europe ban)

André Onana

Sergio Rico

Gerónimo Rulli

 

CB

as we have apparently lost both Rugani and Caldara)

Benjamin Pavard     my first choice

Thilo Kehrer my 2nd choice and would be very affordable, great young CB, perfect for Sarriball

Malang Sarr

Filip Benkovic

Dayot Upamecano

Rúben Dias

Matthijs de Ligt

Panagiotis Retsos

Jonathan Tah

Stefan Savic

Konstantinos Manolas

Manuel Akanji

Nico Elvedi

 

 

LB

Alex Sandro (Juve need cash to buy Pogba)

Alex Telles  LOVE him, we should have bought him when Juve fucked us on Alex Sandro last year

José Gayà

Alejandro Grimaldo

Wendell

 

RB (in trouble only if we had sold Zappacosta, the list left is FAR thinner than it was a month ago)

Benjamin Henrichs

Mario Gaspar

Thomas Meunier

Mário Fernandes

Lukas Klostermann

Andrea Conti

 

AMF

Anderson Talisca (my first choice, loan to China ends in January, which is when we need to pounce, he would be a monster in Sarriball)

Kai Havertz superb 19yo, is my second choice of what is left and at what price

Carlos Soler  my theird choice, great 21yo, I MIGHT rate him over Havertz even

Lucas Paquetá   20yo potential superstar, playing at Flamengo atm

Nabil Fekir (too much money asked for him IMHO)

Luis Alberto   good fit if we could pry him away from Lazio, which would be crazy hard, Liverpool were fools to sell him (now they have a hole there with Coutinho having left)

Bruno Fernandes

Pablo Fornals

 

RW

Leon Bailey (by far my number 1 want)

Suso ( similar to pedro and Callejon, but only 24, my 2nd choice)

Ousmane Dembélé (too expensive if Hazard is not sold, and hazard is going no where)

Federico Chiesa  superb young Italian

Federico Bernardeschi

Christian Pulisic  overpriced IMHO

Wilfried Zaha     WAYYYY over preiced

Florian Thauvin  26 goals last year as a winger

 

Striker

Martial (we all know the deal here)

Mauro Icardi (probably our biggest fuck up, his release clause was only £98m for 2 weeks (July 1 to July 15) would have been a STEAL of the year, disastrous cock up by our SHIT board

crazy roll the dice wild card......... Mario Balotelli  (he is a free agent atm, and he turned it around massively in Nice)

 

[Unionjack 7,531]

22 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Plenty of good players left,

GK 

Jasper Cillessen

Gianluigi Donnarumma

 

CB

Benjamin Pavard    

 

LB

Alex Sandro (Juve need cash to buy Pogba)

Alex Telles

 

RB

Benjamin Henrichs

 

AMF

Anderson Talisca

Nabil Fekir

 

RW

Leon Bailey (by far my number 1 want)

 

Striker

Martial

Mauro Icardi

Mario Balotelli

 

Added Balotelli cause he is free! agent

[Vesper 30,153]

27 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

Added Balotelli cause he is free! agent

Oh, shit, I added him in another, forgot him here!!

 

GOOD CATCH!

he is so worth a roll of the dice at this point

[Unionjack 7,531]

4 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Oh, shit, I added him in another, forgot him here!!

 

GOOD CATCH!

he is so worth a roll of the dice at thsi point

No ya didn't ya nutter. You aded him at the bottom! 

[DDA 9,935]

Word on the street is we are offering Courtois for Oblak. 

One can dream I guess.

[Alabama 1,992]

Just now, DDA said:

Word on the street is we are offering Courtois for Oblak. 

One can dream I guess.

It will not happen...

[Vesper 30,153]

7 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

No ya didn't ya nutter. You aded him at the bottom! 

Oh, yes, so I did. I am distracted atm, we are feeding the serval live rats and ourselves live wine.

[Unionjack 7,531]

1 minute ago, Vesper said:

Oh, yes, so I did. I am distracted atm, we are feeding the serval live rats and ourselves live wine.

And Ive just made a fresh pitcher of margaritas, made some munchies and cleaned the Volcano ready for the lads to come round

 

[Vesper 30,153]

19 minutes ago, Unionjack said:

cleaned the Volcano ready for the lads to come round

 

as in this?

[AOIRO 64]

Sell Willian and Morata and Drinkwater

Get Martial and SMS and Pulisic

[Vesper 30,153]

9 minutes ago, AOIRO said:

Sell Willian and Morata and Drinkwater

Get Martial and SMS and Pulisic

Selling those 3 yields £150m if we are lucky.

The 3 to buy will cost around £260 to £275m. Zero chance the board drops £110 to £125m more in net spending.

[Clockwork 1,794]