Rubber bullets

Capello went to Italian journos and confirmed he will not be joining Chelsea.

Well if he gets a suspension after the trial...

Talk about bottling it.

We play Essien we lose the match.

There is a big part of me that wants Courtois to be our number one at the start of next season. Give him a couple of games in pre-season and see if its worth taking the risk. He can easily be one of the best goalkeepers in the world. And with Cech's form, what the hell!

Who the hell records themselves in their house watching football. Sad, sad, sad.

In my room on Campus with about 12 bottles of Cider so I can either be drunk full of joy or washing away my sorrows.

To be honest, I couldn't give a flying fuck. I didn't even realise that there were awards taking place, let alone being bloody nominated for something.

It pains me that both Essien and Malouda may start. Worst nightmare.

Is Paulo playing on the wing?

The black guy from Tottenham doing that stupid dance.

What a twat.

Oh great, a crap hip hop group to start things off.

Yes, when he got his second knee injury some idiot thought it would be a great idea to offer him a 5 year contract when he was out for 6 months.

Should have scored there Lukaku

Fuck off Essien.

I was almost about to throw up in the last 10 minutes, was so nervouse, but so glad. Beating Scumpool in a final always makes my day.

Drogba and Torres together. Thats the match lost for us.

Warning! Warning! Tony fucking Gale co commentating. Get ear plugs ready.

Can I have what your having.

Ramires vs Barcelona

You do realise that if we win against Bayern this guy officially gets a CL medal

Today is one year and one days ago when Torres scored his first Chelsea goal against West Ham

Christ I need a shower, and I have been in my pyjamas all day.

THe linesman saw it, so the red card is correct.