Rubber bullets

I hope Cap has/will not snuff it becuase of these posts lol.

Just cut my thumb shaving, don't ask.

By acting like a complete tosser? I'm sorry, but I can't stand it when players do this infront of the media. We rightly have a go at Torres and Sturridge for doing this and some of us even dared to do it at Lampard. So he should not be getting a let off.

Since when have our strikers started to become annoying emotional crybabies? First Sturridge, Torres and now Lukaku.

Will the bastard just leave already. I kid Cap... Well not the fact that he should leave.

Getting pissed off that my back is acting up again. I'm 19 and I'm already suffering from osteoporosis in my lumbar spine.

There are actually quite a lot of Brazilians playing their football in Japan. In fact there is even an official ethnic group of mixed Japenese/Brazilian blood that is recognized in Japan, even for a country that is quite strict on the ethnic boundries.

Its a number printed on the back of a shirt that makes your skin itchy. Not a magical relic that gives you the secret powers of the universe.

Well done Shane, you manage to cuase the 100,000 crash on this site.

Some of us have been here for 7 hours and have been reading crap Fanfiction to keep us occupied.

Its amazing how one player can cause this forum to crash several times. I don't think it crashed even once during the Torres transfer.

Well from what I can gather, pigs are learning how to fly, Satan is ice skating his way to work, and I'm pretty sure I became a monkey's uncle.

I was suppose to take a shower about three hours ago, but I'm still refreshing this thread, damn you Hazard!

Its on twitter, curses!

Source?

Bastard!!!

He only wants to stay becuase it means he will be in the 2014 French world cup squad. Infact if I remember it last year he talked about this cute little plan where he would get an extention next year to make sure he stayed until 2014. Scrounging bastard.

You do realise that Ron Gourley had a huge secret meeting with journo's yesterday on what to release in the comming days.

How the fuck is this guy getting a contract extention?! I mean really, HOW THE FUCK IS HE GETTING A CONTRACT EXTENTION?!?!?! Have the club not realised that he is fuckking useless, they must be able to see that he has nno kneecaps. Mindblowing.

Ron Gourley must be smoking some really bad dope if he thinks its a fucking good idea to give Essien and Malouda (one who has no knees and the other a lazy asshole) long term contracts.

Do they have the Samaritans in Australia? For Capri's sake.

Then again he also had a big bulky CF in Kevin Davis as a striker partner.

God my ears are bleeding.

Lets hope no one does a Ramos

Yep, and help win us our first CL. He must be jumping over the moon.