Rubber bullets

Let him leave now, leaving him on this high would give us good memories, rather then another season where he would frustrate us all in the winter.

I've just drank 6 cans of larger, I really can't think.

Everyone is man of the match for me.

Fucking get in!!

Please Drogba

I bet you Torres misses his penalty.

I really don't wannt this to go to penalties

Fuck I just clapped so hard my hands are stinging.

Hero to villian in a second.

I'm too drunk to think or react properly.

Its all over.

Fuck Malouda

I wish Drogba will stop taking stupid pot shots that won't go anywhere.

Capello went to Italian journos and confirmed he will not be joining Chelsea.

Well if he gets a suspension after the trial...

Talk about bottling it.

Craving for a bacon and egg sandwich.

Shouting will just scare off your customers.

We play Essien we lose the match.

There is a big part of me that wants Courtois to be our number one at the start of next season. Give him a couple of games in pre-season and see if its worth taking the risk. He can easily be one of the best goalkeepers in the world. And with Cech's form, what the hell!

Who the hell records themselves in their house watching football. Sad, sad, sad.

In my room on Campus with about 12 bottles of Cider so I can either be drunk full of joy or washing away my sorrows.

To be honest, I couldn't give a flying fuck. I didn't even realise that there were awards taking place, let alone being bloody nominated for something.

It pains me that both Essien and Malouda may start. Worst nightmare.

Is Paulo playing on the wing?