Rubber bullets

Its on twitter, curses!

Source?

Bastard!!!

He only wants to stay becuase it means he will be in the 2014 French world cup squad. Infact if I remember it last year he talked about this cute little plan where he would get an extention next year to make sure he stayed until 2014. Scrounging bastard.

You do realise that Ron Gourley had a huge secret meeting with journo's yesterday on what to release in the comming days.

How the fuck is this guy getting a contract extention?! I mean really, HOW THE FUCK IS HE GETTING A CONTRACT EXTENTION?!?!?! Have the club not realised that he is fuckking useless, they must be able to see that he has nno kneecaps. Mindblowing.

Ron Gourley must be smoking some really bad dope if he thinks its a fucking good idea to give Essien and Malouda (one who has no knees and the other a lazy asshole) long term contracts.

Do they have the Samaritans in Australia? For Capri's sake.

Then again he also had a big bulky CF in Kevin Davis as a striker partner.

God my ears are bleeding.

Lets hope no one does a Ramos

Yep, and help win us our first CL. He must be jumping over the moon.

Let him leave now, leaving him on this high would give us good memories, rather then another season where he would frustrate us all in the winter.

I've just drank 6 cans of larger, I really can't think.

Everyone is man of the match for me.

Fucking get in!!

Please Drogba

I bet you Torres misses his penalty.

I really don't wannt this to go to penalties

Fuck I just clapped so hard my hands are stinging.

Hero to villian in a second.

I'm too drunk to think or react properly.

Its all over.

Fuck Malouda

I wish Drogba will stop taking stupid pot shots that won't go anywhere.