The Mak

Cesc Fibreglass the classless cunt. No doubt he learned his charming personality from Barcelona's academy of cheaters and sore losers. We should sign Suarez, Pepe, Ramos, Pinto and Busquets while we're at it. People will love us. Anyway, I don't care about his ability, because there are some players you just don't even mention wearing a Chelsea shirt. Fibreglass is one of those players. I lost count the amount of times he's called us 'boring' after us handing his arse to him, either at Arsenal or Barca. Tit. Our football and winning ways offended his eyes, so seeing him in our shirt would offend mine.

If Cavani comes in and Lukaku says he's staying, someone is fucking leaving. They have to. I think we all know who we want to leave... (not you backstreet, you don't count! ) Mourinho will not be afraid to bench Torres for the majority of the season if things work out this way. Especially if Torres half-arses it like he did for a lot of games last season...and I'm pretty sure Torres knows this. I've always thought that another big-money striker would spell the end for Torres here and I stick by that.

Does that mean what I think it means? The Schurrle deal is off?! I, for one, fucking hope so! KDB to play on the right next season, thanks very much.

I didn't like that part either...my nightmare is that he hands a transfer request to stay at Madrid after the third stint. Absolute fucking nightmare. That boy needs to sign a new contract with a massive buyout clause...quick!

Just about to say this. I'd be much more comfortable if he signed one before he went for a third stint.

One 'source' in France and people are acting like he's posing in a Chelsea shirt....

It seems like some people just love getting their knickers in a twist... Congrats WHS! Our very own 'Chelsea Clairvoyant'!!

Thank you! Whay I was trying to say but more eloquently put. This is my last post in this topic. For people saying he will 'add-depth' or is a 'versatile player', what happens to our current squad when, say, the likes of De Rossi/Schurrle arrive or we decide to develop de Bruyne or even Aké? What happens is that the likes of Mikel, Lampard and Ramires (our most versatile player by the way) drop to the bench and, therefore, our bench becomes stronger. If we actually try to address our most important needs as a squad, e.g. DLP/DM etc. instead of buying random players, our bench naturally becomes stronger, adding 'depth'. If done right, next season's bench can consist of some of last season's first team, which doesn't sound too bad at all. Not to mention KPB is a cunt. Fin.

Did I say he was? I said buying a player like this stumps the development of our younger players. Well they're definitely not going to make it if we keep buying 'utility' players.

A CAM? Really? Mata, Oscar, Hazard, KDB, and probably Schurrle, can all play there. And if he can play DM I can't see him being much, if at all, better than Ramires. Not to mention Aké, Chalobah and Loftus-Cheek. Squad player or not; develop any one of our youngsters or buy this guy? Or put the money towards a completely necessary purchase like a world-class ST/CB/DLP/DM? Burn this thread. Jesus.

Sorry...but, what the hell is that?! lol "Eden Hazard - The real spirit of Joe Cole's magic...al skills reincarnated and expressed through a Belgian in Stamford Bridge, Fulham road, SW6, London - CFC4eva" I don't mean to make fun! Well... Anyway, it's just very, very odd that's all!

Well...we have Alex!

...just a pair of legs.

Let me finish your post...

I say Mourinho has nowhere else to go, not because of Roman, but because I don't see Mourinho kicking up a fuss this time. He's done all he wants in the other two major leagues. Also, Roman wants stability, otherwise he wouldn't have made such promises to AVB in the past and now Mourinho is offering it the same. I can't see him falling down so stubbornly like AVB. AVB fucked up so bad he was asking to get sacked. I also think Mourinho has learnt a lot from the past 6 years. Especially after working at Madrid. Madrid is a circus compared to us in all honesty. P.S. Guardiola clearly doesn't like competition, so I doubt he'll come to the most competitive league in the world anytime soon. Unless he gets a monopoly team like Barca/Munich. Martinez, lol.

Unless Klopp becomes available, I don't see any other manager that could be better. I also don't really see anywhere else for José to go until he wants to manage Portugal when he's 60-65+.

4th of June Jamie Redknapp: "I don't think this one is going to be a long-term marriage, more of an affair, but Mourinho will come in and make a real impact." 5th of June José Mourinho: "I have a big emotional connection with the club, I have got a very young team in my hands with a lot of very young talented players, it's time to develop the players. The players need stability and I am in Chelsea to give that stability to the team and players, and I am going to stay a long time." Lol, tit.

I head a £34m 'deal' with a £22 transfer fee + £12m 5yr contract!

'Meh' pretty much sums up my feelings on this transfer. £17m is a good price as far as I can see. Don't forget of the 'Chelsea tax' we usually pay on every single transfer and the fact that Germans rarely leave the Bundesliga, unless it's for serious money. He's not Hazard or Mata level of quality, but I do think he's ahead of Moses. Price seems right. Don't forget, this is the same day that City paid £22m for a 28yr old Brazilian whose played the majority of his career in the Ukrainian League...I think we're OK tbh.

@Stingray mate, you better make this a good one, you've been built up here!

Capoué is a ball-winner, not a DLP. Completely different types of DMs, so no point in comparing. They would best be used alongside one another in my opinion. One dictates the play, while the other does more of the dirty work. + Copoué is only 24.

The Skipper!

Ah, shit

Don't know why you went through all that trouble! Here: http://www.firstrow1.eu/watch/81471/1/watch-chelsea-tv.html

Not only am I ecstatic, but a lot of my friends owe me a lot of money/drinks! Welcome home José you beautiful bastard!