The Mak

rofl, awesome isn't it?! We can also change our name to 'Torres FC'. I mean, we're doing everything else to accommodate him and I'm pretty sure Roman is already pushing for it, so why not?! This. This is how I feel. I, too, am not convinced by the fat man's yap, yap. Wait till a couple of games to see what he's really about.

We need a Rafa translator.

The Mak just noticed that 'Fat', 'Spanish' and 'Waiter' are tags for this thread. This amuses The Mak.

Sorry, but The Mak calls le bullshit on this one. If this were true, Torres would have had surgery during the summer. He is just shit.

The Mak just returned from mass and this is what he finds? The Mak is not le happy. He spent the entire time at mass praying for this not to happen, doesn't God listen to The Mak? If not The Mak, who does God listen to? Abramovich? I don't think so; Torres is still le shit. No, The Mak has concluded there is no God and that this is a very sad day indeed.

The Mak still cares!!

Ahem, *wheelchair-manager. At least for now.

Now The Mak is really sad...god, that sucks. How must RDM feel. Goddamn impatient Ruski meerkat.

José or Pep for the long term, who would we prefer? The Mak's choice is obvious.

The Mak thinks this is another moment to blame Torres... Seriously though, think about it. Who signed Torres for Liverpool? Who was going on about 'how to get the best out of Torres' last year? (I believe his answer was to speak Spanish to him) Who is a fat Spanish waiter? Exactly. The Mak feels Roman was just waiting for an opportunity like this so he could sack RDM and employ Benitez, with the only only reason The Mak can see is to accommodate sulky Torres. If Torres doesn't score now, he never will... Personally, the Mak doesn't think he'll change a bit and continue being terrible. We're better off getting José back, Didier on loan and to get The Mak out of retirement so we can all live as a happy family once again. Wouldn't that be nice?

We weren't a mid table team when Roman took over, we were a CL team. The Mak remembers it well, he was there!

The Mak just woke up...this is all too much...