Fulham Broadway

How is this for a Mourinho stat ? His home league record as manager (with Benfica, Uniao de Leiria, Porto, Chelsea, Inter & Real Madrid) - P214 W175 D35 L4

Brilliant interview with the Man of the Moment http://m.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2013/jun/01/frank-lampard-interview-book-frankies-magic-football

Will be a good signing - as good as a done deal -will be able to close this thread hopefully

43 Today -HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERTO !! :blue scalf:

Hes only gone for the pizzas

Hasn't been said for a while, but it needs to be said that this is the Best Chelsea forum out there. Easy to take for granted, but lets remember what a great job Jim and the Staff have done.

They are right about the food being shit though !

Premier League soccer is growing ever more popular worldwide. A survey by Britain’s national tourism agency in 2011 found that about 900,000 tourists — 61,000 of them American — attended games that season. The league broadcasts to 212 territories for a possible reach of 720 million homes, with more and more Americans watching the games. ''It will be noisier than you are used to. Emotions will be higher than they are at home. The food will be awful. People will be drunk. The weather will be bad. Many of the supporters, even the ones cheering the loudest, will not appear to be having fun as we know it, and will be expressing their feelings in novel combinations of swear words. The discomfort, the din, the rudeness, the cleverness, the chanting, the verbal abuse, the unalloyed ecstasy, the abject despair, the love, the hatred — all these are part of the ritual.....'' Sounds like an advert for Green Street, wheres Frodo ?? http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/sports/soccer/a-guide-to-attending-a-premier-league-game.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&smid=tw-share&

I cant see anywhere where youve been told to fuck off. Your posts could be construed quite clearly as racist eg ''have some curry''. That is something we will not tolerate. You have been warned

Less of the insults Bushman

There is certainly an excellent team assembled there now. Not just Eye candy Eva. In particular a big shout should go out to Manoel Ribeiro -his experience with dancers at the Royal Ballet is second to none in terms of recuperation techniques, and Thierry Lauren who worked for the French National team is one of the best physiotherapists about.

IF he comes to SW 6 he will be banned from the first two cup ties because of his Red Card on Friday :banghead:

He did not do a decent job as I have explained. He won a cup - er...so did Swansea and Wigan , he did the barest minimum. Its a forum to make opinions - I am not saying to you give yours a 'fucking rest' so dont be so fucking lippy. You change your opinions like the fucking wind anyway. I accept, and you should as well, most fans at games couldnt stand the fat fucker, and if some on the internet want to lick his fat sweaty crack., so be it. Get over it. Time to move on now and welcome the Special one :blue scalf:

Spot on Martina - or the totally inadequate employee, (like I had in my team) who people find difficult to challenge because they appear so child like and doe eyed when interviewed, but at least manage to turn up on time

One dimensional, stubborn, over rotates, goes awol against smaller sides and generally have an over inflated opinion of himself. He did not know how to change a game if it was not working for us in the first 60 minutes, also he did not know how to close games off. In the end we were 15 minutes away from coming 4th and leaving us to play a qualifier for CL next season. He never was up to the job and never should have been given the chance to work with these players. you can see how Liverpool never won the league under him and the board were up to their usual shenanigans by appointing him in the first place. Dont let the door catch your arse on the way out...

The paper clappers went down well - quite a few lobbed in the direction of fatty

Straight down the tunnel. Bye Rafa, you fat cunt

I know mate -brought it all back -in bits !

Radio commentary ''Cech saves ! COME ON DIDIER !'' Classsic http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18132818 ''The Big Man on the biggest of Occasions..!!''

Look out for the GIANT Lampard flag in the MH tomorrow kids......

Most of the people I go with dont have a go at the fat cunt for his previous comments, it was because of his ineptitude -dont know if you go Tomo, but the groans every game at his crap substitutes were all around, and infectious. And I dont hate him, that is too passionate- hes just a fat bastard chancer. I dont think theres any at away games who rated him -just the media and people on the internet As for Rooney, dont really want him, baggage+ excessive wage bill, and dont forget he went nearly a year at Yernited with barely a goal Anyway 4 games top left for the fat cunt -Everton, possible play off at Villa Park, and two yank games against Citeh. Adios.

Main thing is the fat cunt is fucking off and @metsaj ''watch the games'' ?? Have been going to Chelsea games since 1967....

Yeah, well done Rafa. You have proven that you can win the Europa League with the reigning champions of Europe. You did something that should happen. And now you want credit for it like a 15-year-old looking to be commended for not wetting the bed during sleep time. When you rubbed a magic lamp and asked the genie to turn you from a blog person back into a manager last November, Chelsea were four points out of first place and had four trophies to compete for. Then you showed up with your 1998 goatee and everything got worse. You lost in the League Cup, the FA Cup and even the Club World Cup, and in the Premier League, you struggle to finish third, 16 points behind Manchester United. That is four times more than four. You were supposed to fix Fernando Torres. He had six goals in the Eurjoke-a League, yes. But in the Premier League, he has not scored since December. He has seven goals. One more than last season. If anything, you have him fixed like a neutered labradoodle. Speaking of the Europa League, you beat four clubs that couldn't buy lunch at Chelsea's training ground and then one that has lost seven European finals in a row. This is how you finally won a trophy, Rafa. And you did this with a team that has regularly reached the final rounds of the Champions League in recent years, regardless of whether the manager can button his pants or not. If a chef gets a bad review and then heats up a frozen pizza without burning it, is it vindication? You have done the bare minimum with the talented team at your disposal and so you get the bare minimum credit. You didn't burn the pizza. Congratulations. Now Fuck off.

The way he was singled out by the players and how he ran to the fans to clap for such a long time -all the signals hes retiring at the end of the season A model professional, and servant of CFC

Bit poncy