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He cannot manage what is a strong squad well, despite his and the club's propaganda which suggest we'd have been out of all Cups and in mid-table had it not been for him. We win some games in spite of him and his dire team selections, tactics and subs but we've now lost a final and two semi-finals under him and he must accept responsibility for that. A few tweaks to the squad and a good manager & this group of players would have been challenging for the title and had a couple of trophies in the cabinet already this season. Roll on May

Yup -going to games takes its toll on your looks as well as your wallet- though I am still handsome this bird with a white stick said

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2306396/Chelsea-supporter-misses-game-34-YEARS.html

She likes him because hes got BIG hands

Hope youre right. Papers that have reported it will be sued for millions if theyre wrong

-Not clean sheets at home though Hes been fucking De Bruynes' missus. He'll fit right in at Chelsea

sold an extra 1500 today -should be a good turnout and blinding day out. Its our cup.

Chels end sold out -everyone got their tickets ?

Why did Phil Jones look so happy with the slide celebration -twat was heading the ball wide till Kompany deflected it in

A German reporter has claimed that Jose Mourinho's proposed return to manage Chelsea in the summer is a "done deal". Raphael Honigstein revealed on Twitter this afternoon that he has received the confirmation from two separate sources. "Mourinho to Chelsea buzz getting louder. two very different people with CFC connections insist it's a done deal," he wrote on Twitter. "One source an agent, the other a commercial partner of the club." Mourinho, who is currently in charge of Real Madrid, left the Blues in 2007 following a three-year stint at Stamford Bridge. Reiterating what has already been posted really.. ..If he doesnt come home now hes going to look like a right twat

United cry babies. Ashley Cole gives two tickets and lounge passes away each match. On Sunday he mistakenly selected a yernited fan as the winner -when he found out it was a united fan he said sorry its for Chels only -and sent the United a fan a signed shirt as consolation. The United fan started crying and his mum went and told the police. No more free ticket sfrom Ashley now

Arguing with Di Canio

Top football is a business. Players are the well paid employees under contract to work for that business to make money for the employer. The trip is in the main a marketing excercise for the brand Chelsea

Hard to tell Gino -it is the Daily Mail and our club will always try to out do the ridiculous

Stood around disinterested for their first yesterday -not surprised really, it happens quite a lot with him. He needs better mangement imo. Hes a zero chance of scoring defensive Midfielder , so he really needs to inspire and track back more.However the whole team seem to have been told not to tackle recently, and I dont want to solely single him out. He was MOM in Munchen, after all

Was on the benches watching this

Daily Mail Candidates are now being discussed by the board, with chairman Bruce Buck and chief executive Ron Gourlay leading the search — although Abramovich will have the final say. God Preserve Us

My gut feeling is hes coming home....

Wed 17th April at 8pm

..as a striker has scored fewer career goals than Lampard...

Cech has a chat with Rio Ferdinand

TWO Man United people now at the top of the FA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2296880/Greg-Dyke-announced-new-FA-Chairman.html No conflict of interests there then......

Ferdinand in hair appointment clash RIO Ferdinand has pulled out of the England squad after a hairdressing appointment mix-up. ‘I just want to look nice’ Manager Roy Hodgson had hoped the central defender could have a quick trim, but Ferdinand insisted he has not had a deep root condition since October. The England camp searched for a suitable boutique in San Marino but his trichologist ruled that his hair could not be treated correctly by local stylists. Ferdinand said: “My commitment to the national team is 100 per cent but you should see my split ends in the morning, I look like I’ve headbutted a candyfloss machine. ”Younger players like Sturridge or Walcott can bounce back from a ridiculous haircut within days but at my age I’ve got to be careful. That advert with Joe Hart shows the devastating effects dandruff can have on your game.” Ferdinand’s England career has been plagued with cancellations due to chest waxing, unforeseen manicures and a disastrous eyebrow threading that sidelined him for over six months. England captain Steven Gerrard said: “All the lads wish Rio the best and hope the girl who normally does the shampooing isn’t too rough with the water hose.” Ferdinand added: “This summer I’m going to Switzerland to have horse placenta massaged into my scalp.”

Just to keep this thread alive... FUCK OFF RAFA

Not an England fan then ?