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Shirt sales will be phenomenal. Already ordered one with GrannyShagger on the back

Moyes has said Rooney can leave if he hands in a written tranfer request ...thats that then, hes going nowhere

jose wants Rooney that's for sure but I am not sure we need him We have so many players that have a goal in them and that's without four centre backs that love a goal or two Still nice to unsettle the Salford franchisers....

We'll smash 'em :blue scalf:

Hes off then. Gooners have offered 40m + £1.50 or Gervinho

Seems to win tackles , nick the ball and break up play, impressive for a lad his size and age. Looks to be the complete midfielder with a bit of everything and could provide some great legs in midfield alongside Ramires. hes also not afraid to get stuck in -reminiscent of Ballack :blue scalf:

De Bruyne is fucking class

Not even in the squad for tonight -off to Barca

AVB having a go at Carlo for making their interest in Bale public Bit of hypocrisy there from inspector gadget http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11675/8836535/tottenham-boss-andre-villas-boas-confirms-interest-in-valencia-striker-roberto-soldado

Sacked by Leeds now He is a multi-millionaire tax avoider living in Monaco. Bates said he had been sacked by GFH from his role as club president. He said this was after he committed Leeds United, for the next three years, to paying for a private jet to fly him from Monaco to Leeds whenever he needed. The cost to the club of the contract with the corporate aeroplane charter company was thought to be about £500,000 over the three years.

In Jose we trust..

Brendan Rogers is now an official arsewipe - “Don’t get me wrong, Arsenal has a wonderful history in its own right, but Liverpool is one of the biggest clubs in the world. I am sure Luis will have seen the sheer size and status of the club here [in Melbourne], so we’ll just see how it goes.” Was reading an article about Joe Cole and he was asked about all the BS he spouted about LIverpool, he said that basically the journos up there set you up with leading questions to which it is very difficult to do anyhting else other than agree i.e. "so Joe, you're joining thr biggest club in world football how does that feel?" "Great" = scouse friendly headline of "Joe Cole states he is joining the biggest club in world football"

Was really hoping the gooners got him because I reckon he is way overated

One of their executives has left the tour now ''to attend to urgent transfer business'' I reckon we will get him and have made a cheeky opening offer of £15m and will probably get him for £25-30m tops

I dont think even JT would go there. She'd fit right in at our circus

Liked the banner that said 'Welcome to Thailand, home of Chelsea' Looks like the ground move is really happening

Hes the sort of bloke you fucking hate when in opposition ...but love him if hes on your side I remember the charity shield at the new Wembley when we were hurling abuse at him an he turned round and flipped the middle finger up at us! Passion, commitment and a decent striker. He'd fit right in..and Ashley Coles best mate -the press are going to have some lovely pics of them rolling out of nightclubs....

...is ''angry and confused'' by all accounts. It could be nothing though, like hes broken his Buckaroo or someone told him Santas not real

Well thank you -and apologies for late reply. He is still young but was so much better utilised in the national team than under tubby. I reckon he could have a blinder of a season this year, just as Ramires did the second time - especially under Mourinhos stewardship. Hope you managed to read the thread without losing the will to live.... :blue scalf:

Love the way hes just had a dig at the fat cunt "I don't want to win the Europa League, it would be a big disappointment for me. I don't want my players to feel the Europa League is our competition."

''Too drunk to stand'' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23316810

Shall not be too disappointed if PSG get him

Spent the whole Uruguay game cheating -will fit in well at the Nou Camp

Worked tirelessly against Brazil, a Jose type player, but not worth more than 25 -30 m and he'll have to ditch the Pirates of the Carribean look

...as voted for by the Swansea Ball Boy Association