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Suarez in tears with his shirt over his head......bumps into Glen Johnson. Hilarious.

Got to watch MOTD now. Its going to be comedy gold

Shouldnt gloat, but fuck it. Makes Gerrards slip even funnier. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahabababbababhahahahahahahahah !!!!!

true. Reckon some of them will get snapped up. fucking get in !!! Yoof cup winners !

Pretty decent these fulham yoof. Magath should have played them in the first team

Jury is definitely out. I have a feeling he would spend more time suspended than playing, up against wind up merchants like Skirtel and Shawcross. http://www.livesoccertv.com/news/9845/future-chelsea-player-diego-costa-headbutts-mohamed-sissoko-in-atleti-s-defeat/ hes proper chels, but in the 80s on the terraces sense

Looking back, Nov 2012 was bad, the last failing to win 3 games Juve Away 0-3 City Home 0-0 Fulham Home 0-0 Nothing will ever be as bad as that and Rafa. To me Mourinho is the best thing to ever happen to Chelsea after all that Russian money, but people have to remember he is human, makes cringeworthy remarks now and then, but overall what team wouldnt have him ?

Everton fans yesterday Steve Gerrard, Gerrard. He slipped on his fucking arse. He gave it to Demba Ba. Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.

If hes mucking about, angling for a way out ala Robben, he can fuck off, no player bigger than the club etc. However, its more than likely the media meddling as usual in undermining the greatest London club

One of the best teams to vist SW6 along with Shaktar, Barca ...and er....Sunderland Atmosphere partucularly flat last night, too many fucking tourists apparently, most of which left early, probably to catch the start of the theatre

Missed his maturity tonight. Invaluable for those big games.

Agree, (apart from the Cavani bit). I am really cautious after Sheva/mutu/sutton/fernando the wonderhorse. Its like having a load of on the face of it, attractive girlfriends only to find out theyve all had botox, sillicone tits, and dont actually fuck anyway

You could be right. Lets see what the board/Mourinho think, as its only opinions at the moment, and like arseholes we all have them

Possibly. Have you watched him in Spanish games ? Pretty impressive record there, I am underwhelmed so far.

I cant judge over couple of games, but didnt see anything better than what we have. Not sure if hes a bit too much of a moody cunt as well

Havent watched la liga so cant really make an objective assessment, but over the 180 mins ....not good enough. Got balls though, fronting up JT couple of times

Yup, like others, hold my hands up Atletico were the better team. No sour grapes here, unlike scousers on Sunday. Lessons learned i am sure and move on. I have a feeling the other Madrid would have battered us in Lisbon anyway.

A penchant for leather t shirts as well apparently. We should all take bananas for him tomorrow.....oh hang on a minute

Hes just brilliant. . https://mobile.twitter.com/setoo9/status/461210278185955328. .

Rockin good news if true. JT probably said "Listen big Pete, if its dislocated have some aspirin and relocate it"

There will also be a minutes silence accross all matches in memory of Stevie Gerrards slip

Another great Belgian- we should sign him up

3 - 1 Disastrous. Defence ball watching again from set piece

@bbc606: Ravi on #BBC606: "We should have a new rule for 15 minutes, where you must have 3 players in the oppositions half" Ravi is a Liverpool fan...

Love the fact he is speaking in front of all those LFC logos. Proper chels