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Rockin good news. Our next captain after JT, you heard it here first kids.

The term World Class means loosely, 'best in the world', but how many should be named, 5, 10, 50, 1000 ? As can be seen from the answers, its very subjective. Circumstances and combinations of players make it even more complex. Eg The current Chelsea team could beat many National teams, so on that occassion they would all be 'World Class'.

Liverpool fans living up to their self penned moniker of 'class and dignity'. Apparently Borinis girlfriend has received dogs abuse on twitter because he hasnt left the club. Next step, burning shirts of players that stay ?

Done

Just to end on a 'chelsea fans' tweet "How come we didnt sign a centre back, it was the back 4 that cost us the league last season" How do these people manage to dress themselves ?

Money spent this window so far just in the prem lge is greater than the GDP of 19 countries

Yes seems weird now you mention it. Applies to anything thats good, eg a meal, song, fuck, beer

Yes chou, english colloquilism -or Korean starter

Good move. Tricky, Matic, Fabregas, Ramires, Ake even Azpi could play in the 2 holding roles so realistically how much would Chalobah play? Baker looks the dogs bollocks though

It was an arsehole transplant, but the arsehole has rejected him

Apparently Falcao is a loan deal. just thought I'd say it as four other people have said it

Exactly theyre doing a liverpool, chucking money at scoring goals. Much prefer Joses timed and tested method -well its not fucking rocket surgery, you start from the back. You cant ice a cake with a soggy bottom

Its great watching the freefall after all those years of fuckfacefergie. I want the glazers to implode

Falco to Yernited. Rooney will want to go soon

No, seriously its quality journalism, you dont have to demean yourself by stripping .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oh, go on then, if you must :blue scalf:

Very nice article, if I say so myself.

He has to do some soul searching, ie does he want to win stuff ? Arsenal can fuck right off

Good write up choulo.

Phew! Fucking knackered after that

Him or Bony would be good -however as theyre foreign, and if it materialises, Ginkel or Salah on loan probable too

Who the fuck is our third striker then ? They must have something planned. edit: In advanced talks with QPR for Remy allegedly according to twatter

Charlie Nicholas on SSN "those famous Anfield nights". Oh do fuck off. On those away leg nights, expect the resumption of liverpool players houses being burgled....

Watching Man utd is like bumping into the kid that bullied you at school, but hes serving you fries and a Big Mac.

I cant help thinking that a part of Ferguson is actually enjoying some of this, adding to his legacy.

Van Gaal seemed to be digging a hole as well this morning, being quoted as saying 'I expected that'. Some United fans now moaning about the demise of Moyes Still Bobby Charltons face was worth a million dollars,