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Legend for shooting someone whilst training :blue scalf:

Nice piece Josh. Hope you dont mind, but merged it with the Ashley Cole thread, just so we dont have loads of threads on the same topic.

Most footballers do not have the acumen to deal with their affairs and financial dealings, tax etc. If as an agent youre touting a player for say £40 000 000, you receive usually 10% of that transfer fee. Thats £4 000 000 for schmoozing, haggling and a few phone calls. Some agents represent dozens of players, eg Pini Zahavi, which make these agents some of the richest people in the world of football. Often wide boys who can talk the talk, but others have their dads or brothers as agents eg Anelka, Robben and Messi. So when criticising players for greed, it is wise to remember 'cui bono ?'

Ashley Cole, no number just a pic of a smoking cigarette

Love it. Yellow away is a long , proper chels, tradition. Doubtless you'll be adding it to your collection Steve ? Nice addition

Well you can be with a really fit bird, and physically everthings great. With those two, and I'm surmising here, when the fuckings died down, he was left with a Northern gobby racist tart.

People shouldnt blame players for being greedy, in nearly every case its the Mr 10%, or more like 15% nowadays, agents that whore their clients around.

Likes his fags apparently, like his mate, Rooney, and loads of rumours of a falling out with Jose, who is notoriously anti-smoking

With Ashleys indiscretions, and Cheryls racial abusing of toilet attendants, the relationship is probably irretrievable now

One of footballs best unkept secrets. When he came over to us at the end of the Cardiff game , it was obvious it adios Ashley. I do think theres more to this than meets the eye, and will be in the inevitable book when he retires.

I suppose the lesson learned is not to confuse ability on a football pitch and mental intelligence. Very few top players have both.

Even though hes 31 I would love to see him playing for us, and wouldnt be averse to chucking silly money to get him.

He had a lot of time for the fans, and the thing that sticks in the mind is the CL final penalty. Certain he was going to miss ! Some highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0LamBfOyBc&list=FLSqyWWsKMLPzg2cKjd-Ei8A#t=6716 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwWNKU4Dv5M#t=23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwWNKU4Dv5M#t=23

He was just on ch 4 news, saying he is just one more person working for world food programme, and that he is off to Africa in june, and will miss the World Cup. He also said fines like his £50 000 to the Fa should go to charities and good causes, not the FA that is awash with money. Well done Jose .

Very unfair question to Wenger as well from the media... '' Arsene, how does this compare to your previous cup wins ?'' How can you expect a man that old to remember that far back ?

Motorists were complaining all round Islington and Highbury yesterday about the hold ups from the Arse parade. '' Its a fucking nightmare if we have to put up with this every nine years''

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqyyb9_ucl2012_sport best day of my life

It is ! An intelligent footballer, rarer than rocking horse shit. Liverpool pundits also include Mark 'slightly depressed' Lawrenson, and Phil 'proboscis monkey' Thomson.

Come on Hull !!

Chelsea 1985 talk last night - wee Pat was there. He said...."You may have recently seen me on Liverpool TV.......sorry, I mean Match of the Day"

One of our greatest ever players. An integral part of the Speedie, Dixon team in the 80s. 193 appearances and 36 goals. Chelsea Player of the Year twice, and I will never forget his equaliser at Anfield. He is now one of those rare breeds, a TV and media pundit who is intelligent, has integrity, and talks a whole lot of sense.

When the manager turned up he should have nutted him, then smashed the sales assistants head on the counter. As people start screaming, he calmly tells his Missus to leave, then systematically smashes the whole shop up, and sprays Chelsea FC on tne wall. Proper Chels style. That would have really given the Daily mail something to write about.

We will all be a year older, and still posting a range of stultifyingly ill informed views here, in the futile belief that they are of potentially some importance.

That bloke looks as though hes pissing on it

Our colour, well the original Royal Blue, not the washed out blue we have now, was used because it was Lord Cadogan of Chelseas racing colours. So there.