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Fuck me I'm 2 pages in (missed the game) And it's Jose is shit Ramires is shit Everything is shit Just how fucking babyish does that sound? 39 shots on goal sounds like the lads tried everything! Nobody praising our new record of clean sheets? We all knew we needed a striker before the game - what the fuck happened during and immediately after? Did you all get visited by those dudes from MiB? Stability is the key here - we are building a solid platform for the future! Did we lose like last year? NO - so that is progress!!! This season will go down to the wire - so many twists and turns left - do yourselves a favour and chill out.. 1 point better off and Arsenal lost... City only 3? Points in front of us... Fuck me this would have been a dream 2 seasons ago when we were languishing in 5th... Reality check needed. This season is about clearing dead wood, imprinting a style of play and ensuring we aren't embarrassed again and pushing to ensure CL qualification - if you expect any more, then that's your choice Off to catch the lowlights then on BBC...

Ramires is under rated - sure he has problems, but who doesn't? He's scored lots of important goals and his bursts from midfield really fuck up the opposition defence. Him + Matic will be great

The problem with strikers is that they always look good at another club - is that club set up for them? Adaptability is what you need in a strike force. Our stance is now counter attack - so the striker would need pace, power and positioning... A younger Etoo type player would be ideal. I think we should have picked up Loic Remy - he could do a job Also a 50million price tag is lots of added pressure... Cavanni I'm not so sure - why is he sidelined at PSG? We don't need another 50 million sulker So nope not in favour - would rather train a younger guy to play how we want them to play...

Wow cannot believe he is being written off so quickly...

Yeah they were also confident of beating us in the CL Final at their stadium... Shit happened

You are forgetting they have Barcelona 3 days later - they WILL have to rest some players... I think CL is what City crave, like us until Munich - so you know they will have to focus on that game. It's not one single thing that gives you the edge, it's loads of tiny things all culminating together - and this could be an ideal opportunity for us to exploit a slightly weaker team on the day. Also it's our dream counter-attacking ground, as they are so used to winning, they will push up and leave space - Hazard and Willian will have a lot of space. My only concern is striker - we need a clinical finisher on top of their game at City. That's the only issue I currently see about us not progressing...

Yeah Jose will improve him. He improved Hazard, Oscar already - he improved Robben too... This guy will be a star - don't worry

Great game - impressed

Beat them and only Arse or Pool to worry about

Matic is NOT the same player as Mata - they play in completely different positions Saleh is NOT the same player as Mata - he is a pure winger and Mata plays best in the hole... Mata has been poor this season - it's best for him and Chelsea if he moves on. It's the right thing to do on a human level and I'm pleased the club has publicly stated this. We sign a lot of young players and aim to make a profit, this is our philosophy, self-funding Our style of play is also devastating Counter Attack with pace and power... C'mon as a Chelsea fan you must know this? Mata and KdB could never be describes as pacey or powerful?

Great post. I have flip flopped on Mata a bit - but we need to focus on our team now. It's done people need to get over it. Torres is a great case - Liverpool fans moaned and look at Suarez now - arguably a better player than Torres in his prime! Good 5-0 today and people will chill And hope Jose is having a good bday!

Please god no!!!!

It so does not Try getting from Luton to London Same with London Stansted Easyjet and RyanAir love these airports - so they are labelled London and millions of unsuspecting tourists land there and find an arduous journey to actually get to London London City and Heathrow are probably the 2 true London Airports - with Gatwick 3rd Anyway - this guy is shit and we don't need him

Mata is likely gone - spoke to some people yesterday and they reckon that as Utd is a listed company, they have to use a third party for transfer discussions - otherwise they would have to release an official statement - which would affect share price etc... I would have thought this would have been a done deal by now though Wouldn't it be awesome if Jose was just mind fucking them after the Rooney stuff in the summer? That would be awesome

Luton is not London

This guy is rubbish...

He was our best player in our 2 worst seasons ??? Yes he's good BUT the team looks much better now - anybody can see that. Teams win trophies!!! I'm gutted he went to Man U - but that's life, I wish him well and no luck at all to the Mancs. Take it on the chin. It's got nothing to do with brainwashing - it's called 'manning the fuck up' - life is cruel and unfair, the quicker you realise that, the better!

I actually think possession football is boring as fuck... I hate watching Spain and Barce-yawn-lona play...

I like this guy He's unpredictable as fuck - reminds me of Kalou Beats every defender, confuses team mates - then trips over a daisy - and still manages to shin it in How I've missed those types of players Nah in all seriousness £11million is cheap for a young talent like this. We're building a dynasty here Hazard, Him and Shirley running at you for 90 minutes = some pretty knackered defenders

Hey man I was just messing around with ya All cool Looks like Mourinho doesn't like Ashley Coleslaw in the same team as John Obi Pickle

Yeah we already got Frank Hampard John Terry's (chocolates) We could get Naan(i)?

It depends on how far back you want to go dude! Last 7 years sure... Last 30 years??? I'm 37 so in my life, Germany have been a dominant World Force in Internationals... It's all relative - as for nonsense - if you're gonna spout it, at least make sure you can spell it

Nah Germans are better - they always get to the Semis or Finals - most consistent national team around in my opinion As much as I should hate them - I often can't - unless they are beating us

Germany

Yeah but SSN are basing it on Matas friends saying he is leaving? I don't think anybody actually knows...BBC wouldn't have an exclusive - just they are reporting it in a different way.... I guess we'll know tomorrow - sigh anybody but yoooonited.... I'm loving seeing them do shit Mirror also saying Mata on £150k week!!!! WTF they got some serious wage bill and FFP ain't gonna be kind to them! Rooney £250k week RVP £250k week Mata £150k week Jeeezus.... Edit corrected RvP to 250k mistyped 225 stupid iPad!!!!