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Congratulations. You deserve this qualification.
I'm going to take a xanax and trying to sleep. God i hate this fucking game.
Good luck for the next round.

not bothered by the line on top of the name in this pic. looked worse on the video though

Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson · 6m ago Right. Off to the Scarsdale in the Royal Borough to celebrate.

Bayern's reaction to the draw:

Quite a lot, my self included, because we wanted revenge for the 09 disaster and because we have always been Barca bogey team.
This united team is NOTHING like our 2011-12 team.

24 years since Spuds last won here.
And because it has been so long i always get incredibly nervous when they come to town. I always think the record has to end some time.
Just please, please don't let it end tomorrow!!
Cech,
Iva, Cahill, JT, Azpi,
Matic, Lampard,
Schurrle, Willian, Hazard,
Torres
Schurrle's 2nd half performance against Fulham and Oscar's poor recent form means he has to be the prefferd choice of the two.
I would chose Lamps over Ramires also. I'm not sure if he is tired or just going through a bad vein of form but Ramires hasn't been his usual swashbuckling self in the last few games. Very ineffective in my opinion. Lamps should be fresh after being rested against Fulham and not playing for England. With his experience and eye for goal, Lamps all the way for me.
I think Eto'o will play as he seems to be Jose's home striker but i prefer Torres, and as mentioned in previous posts he has history with Spurs this season so will be well up for this game.
The rest of the team pretty much picks itself.
Come on Chels, LET'S FUCKIN AVE EM!!! :blue scalf:

Chelsea have lost none of their last 18 Barclays Premier League home games against Everton (W9 D9).
Chelsea have had win/win results in their last five home wins
Steven Naismith has scored in two of his three Barclays Premier League appearances against Chelsea.
The Londoners have won just three of the last 11 Premier League games against the Toffees (W3 D4 L4).
Chelsea have had Over 2.5 goals in their last five home matches against top-six teams
There have been four goals in the opening 15 minutes of the last four meetings between Chelsea and Everton.
All six of Samuel Eto’o’s Premier League goals for Chelsea have been scored at Stamford Bridge.
Everton have had both teams scoring in their last four away matches against Chelsea
Everton have scored 10 goals through defenders this season in the Premier League, more than any other side. Their opponents Chelsea have seen six goals from defenders (third most).
Six of Everton’s last 11 Premier League goals have been scored from outside the box; three of which have been netted by Kevin Mirallas.
Chelsea have had 2-1 scorelines in their last four home wins against top-six teams
Jose Mourinho’s side are on the longest unbeaten run in the Premier League currently (11 games – W8 D3).
Mourinho’s unbeaten home record as a Premier League manager now stands at 73 games (W57 D16).
Roberto Martinez has lost all four of his previous Premier League trips to Stamford Bridge as a manager.

Come on Chels, back to winning ways here. After the result against West Brom and with Arsenal and Citeh having winnable games, nothing less than a win will do here.
Torres replacing Eto'o up front for me. Other than that. Keep the team unchanged.

Modern era Godfather

We've relied on Mata really on the last few seasons. In a way, we relied on Mata as much as Liverpool did Suarez and Bale to Spurs. Where would we have been last season without Juan Mata? Not in third spot anyway. Probably fifth. Wouldn't have won the Europe League last season either.
But Jose comes in and fixes all that. We're a well oiled machine. Jose deserves enormous credit for doing this. We're challenging on all fronts now, Looking like we can win the league, FA Cup and really challenge for the Champions League, which I have no doubt we will be for challenging next season and beyond.
Juan has fallen out of favour. Why? He doesn't fit Jose's system. He isn't changing his game to adapt and to be honest he's probably right not too, But unfortunately for us that will mean his departure. I will still love watching Juan, as I do every player who plays the game with such beauty, Its a shame, but Chelsea F.C comes first in this instance, and so does Jose's philosophy.
£35-40m pounds for a player who sits on our bench week in, week out? For Jose, who must have his mind made up that Mata won't fit into his plans, Is a no brainier.
Will I miss Mata? Yes, of course I will.
Does it feel good to have Jose back, Calling the transfer shots, having some balls and making us a superpower again? Of course I do.
Unbeaten against the top teams, and challenging for honours. This is the Chelsea I missed. This is Jose Mourinho's Chelsea, that won back to back titles and was robbed of a Champions League, when Juan Mata was merely a kid.
The name of the front is more important then the name on the back. Thanks for the memories Juan, but we were Chelsea before you and we'll be Chelsea after you.
In Jose we trust.

Arsene Wenger: "Im surprised Mata is a great player and they sell him to a rival."

Goodbye and thank you Mata!!!

Chelsea Player of the Year 2011-2012 and 2012-2013
135 Apps, 33 Goals, and 58 Assists
Shame we had to sell you to Manu Scum. You are too classy for them and I can't bear see you in that dirty scum red shirt..

Thank you Juan Mata.

So, your prove for cavani is football manager
I think it's ridicoulus
your game allows to sign a contract based only on gross price, but it's real life.
And if you rebat that USUALLY contracts are like that, it'z not this case.
ADL does not care about football word he cames from cinema and make stuff in his way.
Cavani clause is on net price for naples, all the rest is in charge of the buyer
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That is almost like a remake of the black away kit back in 08/09 season.

Players can also tell little fibs as well to keep things under wraps. Just because he says he doesn't know anything it doesn't necessarily mean he has no clue what so ever. His agent will be keeping him well informed of everything that goes on.

just gotta love this..

That "..." has to mean something.! Illuminati!

Chelsea will face Bayern Munich in the 2013 UEFA Super Cup on 30th August (Friday) at Eden Arena, Prague.

ChelsTransfer@ChelsTransferGossip ‏
According to German paper Bild, Jose Mourinho will join Chelsea this summer and is expected to take Sami Khedira with him #CFC #RMCF #PSG
* Could Khedira be the player that said he'll join Chelsea if Jose does (few weeks ago)? can be a fantastic signing imo.
Mourinho: "At the end of the season I'll sit down with whom I have to sit, which is Florentino, my friend & legal representative" #RMCF #CFC
Chelsea Chairman Bruce Buck has not ruled out the return of Mourinho and has said he is completely 'open-minded' about it #CFC (Al Jazeera)

We'll have a super-human team next season

You need to shut up a lot more.

You're the weakest mentally.

just want to share this in here, new release

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbf1yAvOoP0&feature=youtu.be

just want to share this in here, new release

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbf1yAvOoP0&feature=youtu.be