We Hate Scouse

You always have to take it to far Sloth. Typical fucking Geordie.

Key word being 'possible'. Technically Kalou is a possible future Ballon D'or winner...

You're a Geordie footballing genius. Shearer eat your heart out.

They're saying give them a new contract and then sell them.

10 million towards the financial fair play rulings is a huge amount!

Wasn't at all fussed about this until I saw Liverpool haven't won it before. We must win this.

Catching up with Arsenal!

Clearly not that secret..........

Malouda and Essien can both be released on free's as far as I'm concerned. Absolutely not needed.

I'm going to hold you to that..........

http://www.toffs.com/Chelsea/products/549/

Imagine your dad being a billionaire..............

The capital A instead of a capital F makes me too annoyed to get thirsty!

Scrap that, don't think it is. The online megastore is done by Kitbag isn't it

It's £50 online now mate.

I remember reading a book in the 04/05 season and it said that Roman's son would eventually inherit us. I'll try find the exact quote tonight when I'm back from work.

And Marin

.........And Hulk?

Probably the best bump in the history of the internet.

He is the internet. GTFO.

I kind of want him to go just to see your reaction.......Is that bad? Haha

Neither.