We Hate Scouse

I told you this. Balague said it wasn't gunna be rafa. He changes his mind more than I change my underpants!

Fits our fickle fans

All betting suspended!

Photographers outside Cobham now waiting for Rafa to arrive

Ladbrokes 4/7....Shit odds, but im certain my mate is right

Deadly. I've put money on it I'm that sure.

To the deluded Scouser that thinks Rafa won't come....He is. My mate works at the training ground, he has been told by management that it's Rafa. As many know he is a reliable source.

You can still bet on this. I suggest everyone put money on Benitez.

Benitez is a couple of hours away. Abramovich is also on his way to the training ground. Sad times.

WHS INSIDE SOURCE - RAFA BENITEZ IS ON A FLIGHT TO LONDON AND ON HIS WAY TO THE TRAINING GROUND. IT WILL BE RAFA BENITEZ

So we'd never exsist? Its disappointing, but we have to look forward. Capello would be a fantastic option!

Torres - We seem determined to make this £50 million worth it so why not one last ditch attempt at seeing if we can get him back on form. Making him captain will reinvigorate his fight and desire and he will "become good again".

Yeah but they "NEVER fixed a match AND Never payed a refree." It was all for banter...

You missed out Kalou...

Do you really want to be that sort of club? That has to resort to the past to look to the future? We are not Arsenal, we need to look ahead from Drogba and find a player that will stay with us for years and get bags of goals.

So Manpe starts getting all romantic with me and now you're watching us? What are you some sort of peeping Tom?

I like it, although we should leave it a few days until his back from holiday. Fortunately that coincides with the festive month of December, we can use that to our advantage. We can have something like "All I want for Christmas is Cap" or "When you're opening your presents this Christmas remember to spare a thought for those not as lucky as you. Not everyone is able to post on Talk Chelsea this Christmas. JUSTICE FOR CAP" In all seriousness though I think he has paid his dues and would love to see him reinstated as a member.

What's he saying/doing? I want to do the same

One day you'll be in the kitchen with no socks on and find that you have to use a butchers knife to cut the head off the chicken you just caught running around the street. You'll go to cut the head off and slip and it'll cut off all your toes and your dog will come and eat them all up. That'll teach you for trying to kill that poor chicken you evil person!

Sounds like some sort of new drug?

Or increase it...

I imagine there are more Lidl's and Aldi's than any other supermarket because you're all poor and Aldi's own brand Buckfast is cheaper than anywhere else

You always do better than me @manpe 4/12

Massive game! Considering taking the short drive down the M1 and going. I know a load of AFC Wimbledon fans from when I lived around that way, they definitely won't be boycotting it. There will probably be trouble. Hope MK win, don't like AFC. MK DONS ARE THE REAL WIMBLEDON

I'll have some of these bad boys.....