We Hate Scouse

You missed a magical experience that's for sure...

You make me feel so special and loved Cap. Marry me?

I can't really put it into words, but if I did I'm pretty sure the internet police will arrest me!

LES probably got it from SHM post

Really hope so although they're probably just recycled articles from January

We went through this in our PM's. You're my biatch Cap.

Clearly a come and get me plea from Kompany

There's plenty of me to go around ladies...

Shame the worlds going to come to an end in December...

LOL this has turned into a man crush thread.. Just adding my contribution:

All you do is spam and go off topic

Jealous.

We're getting the guests down, therefore reducing traffic to the site. Meaning that it is less likely to crash............We're heroes if anything. We deserve medals and/or likes!

You're such a cock tease Cap!

It's cos they're jealous. I'm more sought after than Hazard!

This is exactly why I want to sleep with you.

I just told you to sleep with me infront of 116 people. Does that mean nothing to you?

JUST SLEEP WITH ME CAP!

You just lost my respect. You're like the teenage girl at school who sleeps around with every boy........Except that one! That one is me Why won't you sleep with me Cap? You need to learn to sleep with only the right person......I mean only like the right posts!

My business partner.....Mr R. Abramovich will take care of that, get in touch with him!

Fuck it, we'll give you £10 million to take him!!

You don't like me...........You love me!

They're all Schalke fans dreading such a transfer.......

Quite clearly Jimmy Floyd Hasselbainks body!

You saying you think he's fit Spike?