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On a scale of 1 to 10 Radja is a strong 7. Why do we enjoy buying players who're almost consistently great, but simply aren't?

You can't trust someone who fakes their hair instead of embracing their baldness so it's understandable to make him head coach yet not manager.

Wikipedia is fucking up my morning. Who knew Costa has a better goal-to-game ratio than he did at Atletico. It does not feel like it.

We've read more "He's shit now" comments about Cavani than good ones since he moved to PSG, and i haven't been watching him, but good ol' Wikipedia says 48 goals in 92 games. Perhaps because Ibra's a freak, more was expected, but with the proof of how he can play for Napoli + the fact he averages a goal every 2 games or less makes me rub my hands at the idea. He's built for this league. And i'd hazard a guess that he'd score even more goals if he was actually motivated by being in a popular league.

If the Leicester goalie is good enough for them, Forster would be more than good enough if we refreshed our back line. His games for Celtic (in the Champions League no less) used to be immense

I suddenly feel like i have a father figure Long live Conte until 2 seasons from now <3

That actually felt like the tamest El Clasico in history. It's crazy how tepid football is becoming, and on another note, it's crazy too how quickly we've moved on from Cruyff. We're living through times of extreme ADD.

There is simply no great attacking player that I know of who's gone the whole season without scoring in the league. You can't question Hazard's technique and talent so it must be his attitude. Only a mentality can change your game this much barring stepping on a land mine.

what the fuck got Pato so excited? scoring a penalty to keep us in the position we're already in? go away

I won't say Jake is at all bad, he's good for his age for sure, but we keep giving (tiny) opportunities to players who really should still be waiting in line. (Jay Dasilva, where is he? How on earth did we have a left back crisis when we have the best young full back in the country being hidden under the stairs like Harry Potter?)

this feeling of nothing to play for is so boring. it must truly be a painful feeling every season as an Arsenal fan

Sell him for 30m+ then buy Atletico's keeper for half or less. Reinvest the leftover pennies in an agency that teaches our players how PR works.

When I saw the Italy formation I thought "Are they facing 2 Barcelona's at once?" but it turns out they are facing Spain after all

the gal is literally about to turn 16 aka legal, disgrace

He was great for Fiorentina. He was shit for Chelsea. He was great for Juventus. He would be shit for Chelsea again. Any other POV and I'm lost.

He was never going to be allowed free choice of a new director or whatnot. Roman is a problem himself, and he'll shackle Conte, we know this.

Meanwhile we let Colkett play with boys when he would start for a lot of top sides

Especially me, I thought he was the next Titus Bramble from what I saw in the youth games

Allegri has the substitution skills of a toddler

I think this is the best Barca attack in this lifetime but it's never going to be held up with the likes of the Eto'o/Ronaldinho/Henry era since the rest of football has gone a bit downhill

Zlatan doesn't age as fast as others. Through meditation he's slowed his heart rate down to the point that every year to us has become half a year to him. I'd say he's 29.

Leicester have me falling back in love with football but the cynic in me says match-fixing somewhere

His development will end if he's on the bench for us next season.