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I actually like Man United's white shirt. The shorts are hideous though. Is it just my monitor's poor colour or is Liverpool's kit more orange than red? As opposed to their earlier kits:

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Which for the time being is unlikely. Certainly Marin will be preferred on the bench to him, and Hazard and Mata look set to play as wingers with Oscar in the AM spot.

There's potential harm to Moses himself. He may not realise his potential here. It could be a make or break career move for him and its too early for him to jump across such a huge gap.

But if things get out of hand with injury and suspension, it will be Ramires/Sturridge, even Malouda ahead of Moses.

With me its barely understandable as her looking out for me (I don't need anyone to do that, though, so its unwelcome assistance)... but mutual friends of ours, whenever we hang out, she has to play the role of ultra strict "responsible adult". Ignoring the fact that though I'm only 18 I'm far more responsible than her and don't run away from trouble all the time.

From my older sister. But I think she has a problem, because she's a control freak around everyone younger than her, regardless of whether or not they're related to her.

Alright lads. IDN28501 Severe Weather Warning for damaging winds for people in the Metropolitan, South Coast, Illawarra, Hunter and Mid North Coast forecast districts Issued at 4:12 pm EST on Friday 10 August 2012. Weather Situation DAMAGING WINDS ALONG COASTAL PARTS OF NEW SOUTH WALES. A low pressure system is centred over the Tasman Sea, and a high pressure system near Adelaide. A vigorous south to southwesterly airstream is being generated between these systems, enhanced by the movement of a low pressure trough along the New South Wales coast today. Damaging winds averaging over 60 km/h, with gusts in excess of 90 km/h, are forecast for coastal parts of the Sydney Metropolitan, South Coast, Illawarra, Hunter and Mid North Coast forecast districts this evening. At Molineaux Point (Sydney), a wind gust of 115 km/h has been recorded today. Elsewhere, gusts of 91 km/h at Kiama, and 96 km/h at Montague Island, have been recorded. The State Emergency Service advises that people should: Move vehicles under cover or away from trees. Secure or put away loose items around your house, yard and balcony. Keep clear of fallen power lines. For emergency help in floods and storms, ring your local SES Unit on 132 500. The sky is fucking incredible right now. A very dark, blackboard like grey colour- but the sun's still shining. I've never seen it this colour before.

Kalou scored a quadruple hat trick and we won 22-0.

Who remembers these? That pitch invader :lol:

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We have a heap of players that can play there though. Mata Hazard Marin Malouda Ramires Kakuta Sturridge The true winger died out a long time ago. True wingers don't cut inside and shoot. Even as far as potential goes, Hazard/Mata/De Bruyne and to a lesser extent, Sturridge, represent players who can get a whole lot better in a short space of time.

But most people shave their beards anyway. Who'll know the difference?

Isn't he left footed? Well, whatever the case, just put him on the same side as his preferred foot.

I don't want a beard, though. I'll look like Spike

Jose coined the term:

Simple solution; play him as a left winger where it'll be much harder for him to cut inside and shoot. I absolutely loathe wingers that play like that. The inside forward died out for a reason.

Quite right, for some reason our expensive strikers struggle while our relatively cheaper ones in Drogba and Anelka shine.

No thanks. I'm hung like an elephant, I've got plenty of hair everywhere else, and I'm confident I've got enough testosterone to go about. Perhaps an anthropologist could speculate as to a reason for my lack of facial hair.

I don't have much facial hair at all. Only under my chin By the way guys this is what Spike looks like. No joke, I've seen him IRL and he looks exactly like this:

No pubes, eh? http://www.southpark.../my-first-pubes From the episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die!" Perhaps @ should sell his pubes to his brother a la Scott Tenorman to Cartman

As a down payment. Pay 40 million over 5 seasons at 8 million a year. How on earth is another winger a good signing? I don't care if we sign Messi, we don't need another winger. We already have, what, 7 at the club. How's he going to play/develop? Why sign him to send him straight back out on loan again? We've invested enough in potential over the last 2 seasons in the attacking third of the pitch. Time to turn our attention to defence and midfield, where we're lightweight.

You're bigger than him. Bully him until you get what you want!