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Bos at right back. I trust in him. If you're that concerned, play Kalou at right wing ahead of Bos, though I'm not really worried about that attacking potential of Downing and Henrique.

I'd like to see Schurrle. Sounds like a Kalou, a hard working, honest bloke to contrast against the glamorous 'shoot every time I'm on the ball' approaches of Malouda and Sturridge.

I'm more of a Hayley McQueen-style enormous jugs guy. But whatever floats your boat.

Here's something fun you can do. Take a raw shot of whiskey every time we score. Oh wait, I forgot you wanted to avoid bingeing

Why don't you try my soda water suggestion?

I'll give you a rep ASAP. Better than anything I could come up with.

There goes your soberness I'd suggest soda water or perhaps ice.

It's not about being better, it's about retaining the vestiges of our pre-Romanic past. What are we going to do with Peter Osgood's ashes? Exhume him? Or build an apartment block on him? Either option is a violation of him.

Would rep. But I'm over the limit. Anyway, Chapeau, sir :tophat:

Personal abuse? Brilliant. This isn't about being better than anyone. It's about sticking up for what we are and not letting plebs like Gourlay wreak havoc. It's about our very identity. We won't be Chelsea F.C. anymore.

How 'smart' of them Wankers. Fuck off back to your precious Anfield.

I never said that. What I meant was: Fuck modernization. We are Chelsea Football Club and we would not exist as an entity without Stamford Bridge. And we won't in the future. The CPO will invariably vote 'no' and we'll end up being the Battersea Football Club.

I apologise if this sounds racist or offends anyone, but the 4 columns make the stadium look a bit like a Mosque. Can't have a football stadium that looks like a place of worship.

I wouldn't be surprised if this turns out like the Australian Federal Elections from 2010. Strike promises 3 days before the election that there will be no Carbon Tax on the forum; but come poll day, does not win enough seats to take the prize. Terminator X wins as many seats as Strike, but Strike talks to the independent Members of Parliament, Sloth and Ollie, who let him conduct a minority government. Strike then gets into trouble 2 years down the line when he does implement a Carbon Tax and loses the support of Ollie and Sloth. Myself, the former member of the month and a supporter of Strike, will then take him on in a leadership challenge, but lose, and also lose my position and get demoted down to a regular MP.

No idea what that is, but it'll have to be something special to take the place of this in my usual drinking habit: Perhaps I was meant to be born a Slav. Vodka is awesome Russian's count as Slav's right?

Football, bloody hell. This is all your fault Sir Murdoch. Disgrace to Australia.

Chelsea. Batter-sea. I like it

We knew you'd do it! Well done, Nando

Gutted. It's just sunk in that Kalou and Drogba have four games left in Blue. Four games.

The corruption claims are already out! This is better than global economic politics

Only 4 more games left.

Not if it was before January 27.

That trollface nearly escaped me. I thought you were being serious

Just noticed something strange. At the bottom of the forum index, it says that the total posts made are only around 450,000. A quick adding up of all the post give's me 10,419,631.

Hi Your English is good. The only French I know is "Allez Thomas Voeckler"