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Now, the only time I have watched young Marko do his magic was in a CL tie vs. Fiorentina 2 years ago, and fucking hell, was he brilliant. Hit the post a couple of times and got 2 assists, if my alchol-addled memory serves me.

You lucky, lucky Bosnians. I don't think I'll ever see a half Sri Lankan- half Indian born in Australia play for Chelsea

I'm sorry. what I meant was JM should be kept fresh as he lacks in stamina and is already somewhat fatigued. There we go. One coherent sentence. That's something, isn't it?

Marko Marin. My dreams have come true. Apart from Jose returning, me playing for Chelsea in the CL final and 5 year extenisons for Didier Drogba and Salomon. Also a quick end to my current drunkeness. One can't post and be drunk. I am very disappointed in myself. But those I am drinking with people who chose to play call of duty which i found bopring so i had no other choice but to go on talkchelsea. Sorry guys, hope you forgive me when i'm sober

Yes, her breasts are lacking somewhat but she is still excellent looking. If you read these forums, you have an admirer Ms. Knightley!

Though a Kalou poster would beace. Someoe give me one. SAgain, my apologies, I am so drunk right now hat i can't express myself/post veyr well.

No, I am heterosexual. I have a Ballack poster, but more importanty a Keira Knightley poster

Yes. KM must reamin fresh. He a;ready looks as tired as a very tired persoin

My God, my avatar looks brillaint. Perhaps it is the whiskey goggles efect.

Never! King Salomon will reign forever!

Johhny Walker Black Label!! What a brilliant scotch wishekyy it is.

MARKO MARIN?!! I LOVED HIM ON FM disclaimer: I am drunk, my apologies for the caps lock.

Still at least 10-12 years away HBD, Juan!

Celtic have a star over their crest and it looks brilliant. But we shouldn't do it, Liverpool have won it 5 times and they've not acknowledged it at all on their shirt/crest.

Drogba can absolutely roger them in that case, if he can do it to technically class defenders in Barcelona and physically class defenders in Tottenham.

Tag und willkommen Ich kann sprechen Deutsch, aber nicht sehr gut, ja? Drei jahre nach ich gelerne Deutsch in der Realschule.

I'd say: GK- dead even. Neuer would normally be slightly better than Cech but Petr has been just incredible in recent weeks. Defence: Chelsea, by miles. Midfield: Bayern Attack: Even, as their defensive suspensions cancel out their attacker's individual abilities. So it's still more or less evenly matched, one thing in our favour is the internal trouble between Robben and Ribery, and the inescapable fact that Gomez goes missing on the big occasion more often than not.

Huge, a lot of Irish lads get great fame and adoration here, like Tadhg (spelling?) Kennelly.

On the topic of P.E. teachers, here's a hilariously funny albeit bit of a twat P.E. teacher who I had in Years 7, 9 and 10: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Carter

Don't be a playa hater

Zolayes doesn't seem to have the same problem

Why not call them Twattenham? I used to have a lot of respect for Spurs, probably before I got exposed to English Spurs fans. Aussie Tottenham fans are usually pretty decent.

Carlo was an enabler, yes, but I don't think he was someone who flipped on a position. Of course there was nothing comparable to the Tevez situation at Chelsea during his time here.

Ran out of likes to give out, as usual

Tell that to those who lived through WWI and II.