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Damn you, Alex, I choked on my apple because of that! I don't agree with the message but that is surely the greatest gif in history.

Why be mean I have an exam on Thursday. I shall prepare that emotive masterpiece in a few days time. I promise it will bring a tear to all who read it

Bump.

Hmm. I think I will break my article duck and knock up an emotional piece when he leaves.

Also fans young and old tend to like a player who always tries his hardest and leaves nothing on the pitch. Aah, if he had a bit more skill. What could have been. I think he is (or was) a kind of cult hero here. Chanting KALOUUUUUUUUUUU when he comes on, those key goals, that banner Drogba had in Munich all bear the hallmarks of someone who is at least somewhat popular.

KieranVogel asked me the same question a couple of pages back:

I would like to see it. He's immense at right back on FM, hopefully that translates to real life

I am not trolling. He is me, basically. All guts and hard work, little talent to show for it. Mirrors my academic career thus far really well, I only got to uni by grafting in the subjects I have no aptitude for (thats all of them excluding history). Those of you who follow cycling may see an even better comparison to me in Joaquim Rodriguez (a bloke who's utter rubbish at everything except climbing).

Wut. Also, who is this source of yours?

Cech has the best part of a decade to go at the top of his game. van der Sar was still world class at 40. Worst case he declines at 36, 37.

My feet are cold

Never been sunburnt. Too dark skinned (have it, North Europeans/Baltics) . Summer must be pretty glum in England. We're as near as makes no difference to winter and Saturday in London will be 2 degrees cooler than Saturday in Sydney.

Have we just lost a few hundred members? I could swear it was near the 6000 mark and now its at 5414.

Weather got up above 15 degrees, did it?

What about the high line and playing 3 defenders? We can't get away with that.

He should get a statue. Perhaps even a stand renamed in his honour.

Your accents Sh0n sounds uncannily similar to Niko Belic from GTA IV, and Shane has almost the stereotypical Irish accent

I'll jizz either way I think he's fine to play as a right back, to be honest.

My bad, I thought the transfer fee was 78 million

I think what he means by unproven is that he hasn't done too much in Europe or with his country. 78 million was nearly what Real Madrid paid for a Champions League, Balon D'or and European Golden Boot winner. Of course he's only 21 so theres plenty of time to fix that!

Also, Hazard is just the tip of the iceberg. Players his age and younger have seen nothing but Chelsea win trophies for the last 10 years. We're now enormously attractive to the younger generation of players.

He's not a great big African striker, thats why. Lukaku should be next

I wonder if Di Matteo knew/sanctioned this. 3333 posts.

Well, donations appear to be order then. If all goes well I should be getting a job in July. I shall open up my wallet when that happens

Rafa worship has always confused me. For that one CL he plunged them into the rot they're currently in. 2nd to 7th in 12 months.